"Everybody is dead but satan survived"
Lycan-DEATH-Rope
The really stupid Third Story of Book One... but they are all really stupid.
In this one, The Guy and The Other Guy (and I think Some Guy at some point) have to go to space again, and defeat these 3 dudes who are threatening them all for some reason.
Skip this one please, it is so irrelevant to the "canon"
FUN FACTS:
Before writing this Story, I had went around school asking my friends if they wanted to be in it. Most of their names have been removed for this version, and replaced with other random crap.
This is the first Story where I let someone else write 1 (or was it two) chapter
In this one, The Guy and The Other Guy (and I think Some Guy at some point) have to go to space again, and defeat these 3 dudes who are threatening them all for some reason.
Skip this one please, it is so irrelevant to the "canon"
FUN FACTS:
Before writing this Story, I had went around school asking my friends if they wanted to be in it. Most of their names have been removed for this version, and replaced with other random crap.
This is the first Story where I let someone else write 1 (or was it two) chapter
Lycan-DEATH-rope
(Bagel Fish-Car-Foot 3)
Queso don't read this third book unless you've read the second book.... And don't read that until you've read the first book... And don't read that unless you can read English well... SO ANYWAYS-
(Child) Dad what happened last time?
(Dad) Well the guys killed Some Guy and they went home and then they got a TELEGHRAMCRACKER from Jeffery and Finn and Arian to go back up in space and do some stuff.
(Child) Ok, dad now start the sore e.
CHAPTER WON
Right, so food...
The guys had to get up in space and stuff, so they needed. A-rocket-ship-thing-that-can-go-up-in-space-and-stuff-with-fetuses. The space station is is is is in the the the South America. I mean it's to the South America.
"Wait where's the South America?" said The Guy.
"I don't know... Let's get a (dot)compass." repliedba The Other Guy. Oh wait, they don need a (dot)compass, because there is a GIANT (DOT)COMPASS LILY FLOATING IN THE AIR THAT HAS ALL THE DIERECSHUNS ON IT!!!!!!!
So yeah they walked to the South America for 2 hours,
Oh frick, then suddenly some god dang axolotl named Chantal flippin' fell out the sky and this was quest on-ed very heavily by the guys.
"W-What t-he heck, where did you comeewpqqksnsuspqppqpqpqqppqqpqppqqpqppq from?" asked The Guy. She didn't say anything, but she threw a deku nut at The Guy and it flashed-Ed and and it was stupid. "AHHH DANG IT WHAT THE OCTOTHROPE!!?" yelled The Guy. In the flash, Chantal dissapeared. I-I have no freaking idea. Tree. "Dew-D can you sea?" asked The Other Guy.
"NO!!! FLIP,MAN, IM BLIND AS CRAP!!" The Guy yelled.
Well he wasd going to got Toronto to sow iaa us. Lap sub wow so c own. Kw wow son. Saabs anabolic j a kaka.
WELL he was gonna have to STAY BLIND beCAUSe The nEXt toWn was 3 Ours a-way. No see wait a second you candle wow. 2 Hiurs into the trip, the the. Eat. Glass.
The effing sun...THE EFFING SUN CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND SAID: "LET'S PLAY!!"
The Guy said "Yeah I've got this"
The sun said "Ready...3...2...............1-go"
And then they both went "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The Guy stopped in the middle and said:"Ok dude you've won." but the sun kept going "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"............
G.I JOEEEE!!!!!
CHAPTER TWO
Huh... That chapter ended uhb rupt lee...
Well base ick lee, the sun died... Wait if that happened truthfulness then everyone will die...
Oh but wait then they AAQA Anna a asixis set the dead sun on fire and THREW IT INTO SPACE.
Ok so then they were has the were had the and the go the and they has this cat the cheese the pickle Anerica july TV condensation backpack fireplace.
New Hampster. Where is Mongolia?
Ok so then they kept walking to the South America but then a Fifty-Two appeared and it ate everyone. No.
Ok so then they go t to the town and they event totntiwpqqlqlpqqppmn
They got some Eye Drops (because Eye Drops is now a proper noun so it's capitalized -_-) and The Guy got his sight back.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA3ucaliptusAAHH!!!"
He yelled. The town was small and there were people and...GIYGAS!!!
WHAT THE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGEHEHRHRHRHRHRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEZ!!!!!????
DUDE TS GIYGAS
KILL HIM!!!!
The Guy went up to Giygas and said "SON OF A NUMBER Z!!" The Guy
Took out a DEFCHLDSWRD and tried to hit Guy Gas but he missed even though he totally hit him. BUT THEN FREAKING NESS CAME AGAIN AND USED PSI STARSTORM, EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T USE THAT, AND HE HIT HIM....
Oh but wait Giygas has a PSI Reflect on and it came back and did SO MUCH DAMAGE TO NESS!!!!!
"No! Dang it Dale, stop killing Ness!" said The Other Guy
Giygas said "NO I WILL RUTABEGA YOU IN THE TOWEL!!!"
Giygas used REDFETUSDEATHATTACKOFDEATHANDDEADBABIES!!
Short story long it shot at everything and everyone was runnin'......... And it hurt many people and babies and....mortuary. The guys saw a duck named Chris and he saw the red laser death thing......and then he turned into a refrigerator. Appearantly, Fetus beams reflect off of refrigerators and it blows up and it makes everyone happy turtle! And everyone died...kinda.
THAPTER CREE
Oh crap I dyslexia-ed. Lemme try that again.
CHAPTER TREE
The Fetus Beam stopped and the guys looked around, and EVRY1 WAS DED.... Well no except for Chris, who was still a 'frigidator, and he couldn't move, so they counted him as dead. Dwarf. Cd dwarf CCDs. Dread ffte c sawed cftczaw. Coffee. Tricked. And Giygas said, "No what the Halifax!?"
"WHAT...DID YOU SAY???!!" said The Guy.
"Halifax?" said Giygas
"THAT'S A BAD WORD!!! YOU WILL NOW DIE!!" yelled The Guy and he blew up Giygas with a tree launcher. It's funny 'cuz the tree launcher is, like totally the size of, like, a medium-sized TEA cup...like totally. Giygas exploded into many tables...TABLES! The tables hit The Guy in the microwave. "OW GOD DANG IT,FLIPPIN' TABLES!!!!!" he yelled.
"Wait a sec ind... You JUST NAHW kill him with a ONE-HIT KILL WEPON....AFTER HE CURSES?" yelled The Other Guy.
"..............................yes" The Guy said.
Then The Other Guy spazzed out like crap and he started saying, "What the FLOOR!? You AXOLOTL!! You don't DO THAT! Kill him the FIRST-FISH TANKIN'-TIME HE ATTACKS!"
And then Giygas came and say-Ed again again again again again, "OH SHIN!" and he fell over and dead.
"Yay ok let's go now to the other place of the other place of the other thing and the other car and the other football field and the other otter who just ate my taco that I never had in the first place so he shouldn't have eat-Ed it so what the heck game stop being stupid and learn logic and--not dead die eat face leg!!" The Other Guy said.
And they right.
CHAPTER FOR
Ok so this takes place 666 seconds AFTER they left.
They Halo Reach-ed the OTHER town with the space stay-shin. This town had a bacons. Many bacon. So many bacon, that grammar. Dude did you know that tables are the most useless thing in life? Yeah, see just put all your crap on the King Togidubnus. Yeah because THOSE EXIST!
Then, the guys could see that some random doorknob who name were Ben was walking the streets of deaf.
They asked him "Where is the space stay-shin?"
He said "Yeah just go by the the giant statue of BIGGY B THE ALMIGHTY and hangman a left and then go right then left then right then left the right then right then left then right then right then left then write then left then wright then left then right then 666 then right then your mom LEFT you as a child then lamp post then left then right then up then updownleftrightsidewaysconterclockwisejuxtaposecereal."
"....okay" The Guy said.
So they went to the statue of BIGGY B THE ALMIGHTY. 23 copy machines named Bent JUMPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND landed ON top of the As statue. He then said "Hey guys where is the eat the apple the car cat bugs stand up and yell 'candy corn'?
"Over there" said The Guy, pointing right.
"Yeah YOUR MOM" he yelled.
"sadface" The Guy said.
"No okay I'm sorry... THAT YOUR MOM!" Bent yelled.
Then The Guy rage quit.... Yeah the story re-sat because I that...
Queso don't read this third book unless you've read the second book.... And don't read that until you've read the first book... And don't read that unless you...
Oh wait no it didn't
"No, Bent get outta here NAU!!" The Guy yelled on top of lungs.
Then Bent said ok and jumped back into the ahir.
In the middle of the
They saw a cow who i nemed Koh. Koh was walking towards a building. Then The Other Guy said "Oh Lhets see whhat Kohoh h-is do-wing.,)$@"
So they followed him into a building that say-ded
"EHT METSYS"
"Whhat dhoes dhat mheean?" asked The Guy
"I don't November, but it LOOKS SO COOL TEMPERATURES ARE NOT IDEAL TO THE HUMAN FEELIN OF HEAT AND COOLDNESS AND STUFF YOU CAN SICK IF YOU STAND OUT IN THE COLD TOO LONG AND YOU CAN GET FRO-"
The Guy interficio....
The Guy interrupted The Other Guy before he went into a long rant...again.
In the building, there was STUFF! HOLY W-
CHAPTER FINE-VE
-IPS IN A DOCK IN A HARBOUR!
In the midd-ole of the room was a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a computer that said WELCOM TO THE SYSTEM!
And then we all knew we were all screwed... into a hole for a screw...with a screwdriver....
TOBUSCUS!!
And then Koh took out a hidden RPGODAEAKAOTPWWDABASYSTEM
(RPG Of Dead And Explode And Kill All Of The People Who Will Die And Boom And Something You Shouldn't Trust Ever Man)
And shot it at the COMPUTER and then everyone in the Room was all like "HOLE E. CHEESE!!" and they bailed out of there and tripped on the DOORE! The COMPUTER exploded and fell and glitched out. Almost all of the people outside dis-In-Air-Grate-Ted into THIN AIR EVEN THOUGH THE AIR ON TYPICAL FLAT-NESS IS NOT THIN.
Koh said "See that was The System and The System was causing people to act all WEIRD and flip the craps-is-a-card-game out. They were part of The System. I killed them all" and he laughed.
He then ran out the door and TRIPPED!
Wait stop...no never mind
After they went out the building-
(Child) Dad where are you goin'?
(Dad) Eff this story I'm playing Happy Wheels.
(Child) Nuu dad, You can't do dat.
(Dad) Too-the ducks- bad son!
(Child) NNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(Dad) 'ell you doing? I'm half way to the comp-you-ter.
(Child) I'm nuking the computer!
(Dad) NO SON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Child) too late! BOOM
(DAD) GOD DANG IT SON I WILL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Child) READ DA'S TORY!!!!!!!
CHAPTER SIHKS
Oh wait my friend name Eric came into the house of Dad and Child and took the story and ran to the lie berry and read it to some stupidchildren.
CHAPTER S7ENANDSTUFFINABOAT
But the stupidchildren tried to eat the story and they sustained 356219623048609274092650927547093470794023896235986295786495624890356923485694865928465983465966654281936592865473945783475628964738942 burnexplosionboomgoesthedynomiteacidintheface damage and they all died because they THREW THE LUNGSZ ON THE FLIPPIN FLOORGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no. dang it Taylor Swift. 86+96=10…d6.what’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. Then they all went home to JBs house for lunch and ate foodstuffsz and fluffypuff marshmallows because HOMESTAR RUNNER .COM it’s DOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMunism then all of the sound bagels started playing and weird al started singing about constipation and it played on the radio 87.666 years ago an all of the deafdeadnoobfaces heard it because of land angels and logic so everyone died AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then flippin Mike da Orange showed up with Doug as Yoshi from South Park and they started doing the Harlem shake with Tropicana on their foot-toes, but one of them broke so he put toothpicks under his toenails and KICKED A FLIPPIN WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!quick don’t think about cats *pukes cats everywhere*…asdf… then some guy realized that the whole plot of this game-story-chapter s7enandstuffinaboat has been totally avoided because Mike v2 who is most likely reading this in Ms The Teacher’s room is like 87 YEARS TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@#$^&*(&*+_)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) <(0_0<)<(0_0)>(>0_0)>KIRBY DANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so some guy and some guy’s friend went and fell off da moon because of conspiracy theories
CHAPSTICK ATE
So they went to some random house-building-place-thing-in-the-middle-of-north-korea and Some guy said “hey let’s all go to Canada” and his friend was like “don’t kid yourself…Canada doesn’t exist” so they raged and sent rage spam that sounded like ghilililililililtriltsufme5yt9785ry69p3485p3miolhmlgkegutklxuie5tdfygvsdjgfvbmzsvnkfhawyfsekrwgbrsliehtlldgior[toy][ikv;kj/dxj;ch/silzeghf,zwjhegfvsejklsghrjkszlxmietyiufweiotr79w45tr475t36uyteg3i4y38og4yt3ukgkrcukgtrecyjegfvcyjfrygvthenumberzye9vnoytwypoc48ystnoiuhtm9p8vysetop8mhfgopsdertgjvsdop8t;eisvrhtguiorhyodrhvtb;driohvyiosgsiluegrLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and it broke the chat box so builderman banned everyone for saying /sc/sc ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR 10 FACE-ING YEARSZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bro…how high are you? Yea d-d-d-detected and you tell me do things so I done RUNNIN………………………………………………………………………………………………………..GIJOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEexclamationpointinthemiddleofthecowponywhichwastotallymisspelledtherecuzstupidromansandlatinandclappingwiththebackofyourhand then everyone rage-quit Roblox and went to the store of food giving or whatever the crabs it’s called, and it was STILL OUT OF FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOU’RE 7 YEARS OLD OF COURSE YOU’VE EATEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow there’s 2001 words if this sentence didn’t exist…27+3=30. Then people went to watch the Electric Company but it didn’t have anything to do with electricity or companies so it’s just The……………………….. “d”… “oomstrike” “DOOMSTRIKE” so Eric doomstriked Mike and he died after 15 secs. And some guy was like… “dude…where did they come from” and the other guy was like “my dishwasher”………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….WTFUTURE?!?! then they somehow beat the final boss so the victory song played (to the tune of the Zelda theme). It went like:
Nine+the=NEGATIVESIXFIVE
Everybody is dead but satan survived
Cuz tobygames went to the store for some cheese
But he can’t eat it cuz
Gryphon went to Mikky D’s…-
So then mike came and took the door-face and killed Eric with it and took the story back so…here’s Mike
CHAPTER 9NINE9
'K so after dey did all that crap which HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, the guys got teleported to the front of the System building of things. Ovens. So as they were walking to the Space Stay-shin, they were stoped in they-rr tracks by Michl Whire.
"Hey... You guys tryin' to get to the Stay-shin?" he asked
"Ye" said The Guy.
"WELL TO BAD, Yew know why?" Michl asked.
The Guy said "Uhhh... Because you're Ba-"
"BECAUSE IM BATMEYEN!!!" Michl interrupted.
And then Michl said, "You also know why"
"Uhhh..." The Guy said.
"Becuase snakes"
And then BOOOOOOOOOOOM, he dis-a-peared.
"What the Atticus was that?" asked The Other Guy.
"No"
Oh ship my pizza is burning...I think...
Nope it wasnt... Ok then..........$
Ok so NOW they got to the Space Stay-shin.
It had pictures of ROMANS ON IT...STUPID ROMANS!!
But den, all of a sun den, the ROMANS came alive and fryer to kill everyone... Who's everyone BE MORE SPECIFIC!!! No shut up this isnt English class, we don't have to make simply worded things more complex and lengthy-er and harder to understand and sh-OOP
Ok so the ROMANS killed each other....because ROMANS... ROME....DEATH...DEADCANCERBABIES/CHILDREN...!
Ok and Vietnaam.
The two guys walked into the Space Stay-shin and try asked for a SPACE SHIP and they said "Osama Bin Laden".
"What does that mean?" asked The Guy.
"It means VIETNAAAAAAAAAAMKOREAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4restgump"
And then dude man Casel came and said "I'm gonna fly"
And he teleported to the top of the 70 year tall building and humus.
He jumped off and he flew....for real, dude he did.
And Santa clause took a poop down I-
After Casel jumped off the building, JB went to the Satanic Brutal Legends world and drank food. The End... No not really, but...some stuff. The number t. The Guy and The Other Guy found a SPACE SHIP and a spacebar and a space lawn and a space bank and a space...space.
BUT THEN A SLOTH APPEARED.!!!! It died!!! YIU GAINED 2468 EXP!!!!!!!:
A cow who had the name of Ratner came and yelled " The sound of Satan" and everything rumbled and then a large fireball came and threw cows at Ratner. He didn't die becuase cows take x 1/6756756 damage from Cow-Type attacks . EWE GANED -1111111 EXP!!!!!
Then he said "What the heck dog-cow-leg-juice?" and then he diss-app-ear-ed. Shadow's Edge while sitting down in a chair.
CHAPTER TEH-NUH
Cheese after more unproductive things happened, the guys got into a space ship of death and dead crying children. Who is Andy Dick? I don't know who that is.
Why is 2+2 four? Where is the Sun? Why don't I get free bagels to eat in the candy cane house that I DONE OWN? What the who is a why, so that how can when the where out of the ocean?
After they got in the spaceship, a voice said "stop writing this book"
The guy said "ok"
"No too bad" The Other Guy said.
And then the space ship took off and I died.
Yesterday, 50 cats came to my front door and they meowed SO EFFING LOUD I screamed really loud and they ran away and I was like "Holy laser beams" and then I ate 8 eight.
The space ship took 3 minutes to et into space.
But then Eric came in again and said "But this was all a waste of time because we all live in the Matrix"
And then everyone went in Slo-Mo and random bullets came and everyone NEARLY dodged them.
And them everyone went back to normal. Antacid.
When they were in SPACE, the guys got out of the space ship, and.
The ship exploded. But you don't need to space ship to get OUT of space...right...Right...RIGHT...RIGHT????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
The problem is that the island...in SPACE is on the opposite side of the planet...atmosphere...thing.
So the guys had to swim 4268 MILES AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET TO GET TO THE ISLAND!!!
What the queldsa?
CHAPTER 'LEVEN
Mile 4000:
So in the TRAN-ZIS-SHUN between two chapters, somehow, the guys got 268 miles around the planet.
They found some cats meowing. They had water buckets in their faces. Then the water buckets exploded... The cats were fine, though... No they weren't, I just said that so PETA won't come after me.
(Child) who is PETA?
(Dad) the animal people.
(Child) what do they do?
(Dad) they throw buckets of animal blood when you kill or abuse animals.
(Child) WHOA COOL I WANNA HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!
(Dad) WAIT NO DON'T--------------- screw him I'm telling the rest of the story...
Crap, now if, somehow, PETA reads this, they kill murder the crap out of me.
OK WELL ANYWAYS...
Mile 3002:
A giant flying thing was blocking the way...in space.
"How do we get around this?" asked The Guy.
"Uhhh kick it" The Other Guy replied.
The Guy kicked the thing. The thing said "OW WHAT THE LSD?!"
The thing stood up and said "You di" and self-destructed.
And PETA came and threw buckets of animal blood into the explosion...without dying.
Somehow, the guys were O.K. The only problem is that THE GUY'S NORD SWORD WAS GONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- oh wait it was right next to him... OH OK THANKS, GAME!
Mile 2370:
A random space ship flew up into the air and someone jumped out of it.
It was Some Guy! WHAT? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
"No what are you want?" The Guy said.
"Jack Black" Some Guy said.
And then Jack Black came and said "YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH DEATH ROCK METAL TENACIOUS D SATAN AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" and then he blew up.
"I want to help ewe kill the three kill people-ers." Some Guy said.
"Oh ok yeah y...
ou can help" said The Guy. They continued to swim...in space.
That's a load of dreck!
Mile 1000:
Alright so-
"ROCK AND ROLL!!!" The Guy yelled.
"Ye-Yeah no dude, no." said The Other Guy.
Don't drive a Prius!!!! .....right so after... A long time, the guys got to a thing that said "Mile 1000"... Then it blew up...in space. Then Ben ffell out of the sky again...in space... And he said "Hi do you knee-d directions????????????????????Saudi Arabia?"
"No" said Some Guy.
"WELL TOO BAD first you go left then left then left then left then left the left then left then left then left then left then left then left then left th-"
"NOOOOOOO!!!" yelled The Guy and he blew up.
Mile 12:
The guys are close to the Island and stuff... How long is this book now? I can't tell on my iPod.
Well anyways.. OH MY GOD AN ITEM BOX!!! Get it!!!!
The Guy touched the item box but he got engulfed in this red electric crap.
"OW WHAT THE HECK" he yelled.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, you aren't supposed to touch RED item boxes..." The Other Guy said.
"OH NOW YOU TELL ME THAT!!??"
So then about another mile down they saw a blue-green item box.
"GET IT!!" Some Guy said. They all somehow got it and they got a Red Mushroom!!!!!!!
"Use it an we will all go faster" said The Guy. So they used it and they went
(3.45 x 10^9) x (5.43 x 10^-5)
miles an hour.
Mile -3:
Oh wait they over shot... REVERSE!!!!
Mile 0:
Yay now they are here, so I can end the chapter!!!
CHAPTER TEW PLUS TEN
On Scarlacc Pit Island.... It was the same as it was last time... Because they are in space...
Chocolate tastes like cat fur, don't eat it!
As they all landed on the island, the Scarlacc ate them and they all died.
W12 L4 START!
As they all landed on the island, they saw the sign that said "Here lies the Almighty Sarlacc"
When ice skating, don't kick your friends!
The guys saw a cave on the island. They all went in it and then FINN ARIAN AND JEFFERY POPPED OUT AND THEY SHOT THEIR BOWS AT THEM!!!!!
The Guy dodged the arrows, The Other Guy caught them, and Some Guy ate them and spit them back. Jeffery and Arian pulled out shields and blocked half the arrows, and Finn got skimmed in the shoulder. "NU IM NOT DED!!" he yelled.
Arian then jumped towards The Guy and The Guy dodged it. The guy tried a counter attack with HIS NORD SWORD and he missed. Finn shot an arrow at The Other Guy and The Other guy used a Mirror spell and the arrows went back to Finn and he dodged them.
"Dude they are impossible to hit! They dodge everything!" The Guy yelled.
"Yeah Because we dont follow the rules of the game!" Jeffery said.
"NOO DANG YOU!" yelled Some Guy. He tried using his Fireball skill but it missed.
Then in the middle of the battle, Woody came and said
"my name is called Woody and I am having a snake in my shoe" and he blew up.
Then Rex-It Ralph came and said "I am Rex-it Ralph"
Rex-it ralph looks like this :
I bet that took up a whole crap load of space.
Rex-it Ralph caused a whole lot of damage to The enemy guys of kill.
"Whoa maybe we can kill them with the powers of others!" yelled Some Guy.
Why did you yell that, now the enemies know!
But no Because this uses book/TV/Movie logic where even if you yell something, others can't hear it...
So then the guys came together and summoned everyone!!!!!
Everyone in the Towns, Cities, games, cats (but they died as soon as they existed), and other parts of the world came and wanted to help the guys.
Oh 34322, eic BATTLE TIME
CHAPTER THREE...TEEN
DIS...IZ...DEH FIN-ALE BIT-ALE!!!!!!!!!
Everyone was yelling and flashing metal things and eating...EATING!!!
Everyone who is in the outside world of stuff was here to kill everyone Ttagahap!
Eric was using his MYOCREs to blow up Arian, but all attempts missed!
Ratner was summoning cows to fall on Jeffery... But all attempts missed!
Dude name Miginin was using random immature team attacks with the Barvick Approach to attack Jeffery...but all attempts missed!
The Goddess Miniti was there using the pink pen I gave her to attack Finn, but all attempts failed!
Chirs the Duck But Also A Refridgerer was using his refrigerator powers on Arian...but all attempts failed!
Doduo used protect!
But it failed...
Another duck name Mea was there and she was using the powers of Latin Death Kill powers to blow up Arian... But all attempts failed!
Bailey the Lazy Wizard was there too and.... She wasn't doing anything... All attempts failed!
Ben summoned Team Fortress 2 characters to do all the damage to Arian and Finn, as they were standing together! But... Oh wait Heavy hit Finn and he fell down and yelled in pain, and shot ONE LAST arrow at Heavy and he died!! NUUU!!
"Crap!" said Jeffery. "Finn is down! It's just us now, Arian!"
They both drank a Speed Potion of Swiftness and EVERY SINGLE SHOT, BOMB, YELL, CAT, DEMON, FOOTBALL, RAGE SPAM, THUNDERBOLT, ROBLOX, TV, SEGWAY, LAMPSHADE, AND MOON MISSED THEM!!!!
"Dude this is impossible!" yelled Some Guy. "How will we defeat them!?"
"Just keep fightigititiriroepapqpqpqpq and I'll come up with a salt!" The Guy said.
Dan of Dinner Island was there with Seamus of Aaaaaaaa Land shooting blow darts at Arian...but all attempts failed!
The absolutley pro Engineer Ravi was shooting lemon juice from a water cannon... But all attempts failed!
Mr.Travaso@AppleDuck was throwing chairs and sticks and Latin books at Arian! But all attempts failed!
Veech the Hacker and Koh were trying to hack the system so that the Speed Potions wouldnt work... But all attempts failed!
TOBUSCUS was there shooting the guys with zombie guns and Gryphon guns...but all attempts failed!
F-F was there too!!! And he tried to "America" Arian and Jeffery... But all attempts failed!
Bent and McIsac the Oange were shooting fire and ice and thunder at Jeffery... But... Yeah...
The Guy pluged in a Tasso brand AMP, yelled really loud into it, and this made Jeffery and Arian deaf!
"Wait... Does this do anything?" asked The Guy
"Ye, but it's miner!" said Some Guy.
How do you spell Jenny-but-not-actually-spelled-as-what-youd-think-it's-spelled's name?
If I knew, I'd say she questioned the crap out of Jeffery... But he was deaf!
"Ok dude nothing is working!" said The Guy.
"OH MY FAKE CHEESEBURGERS I'VE GOT IT!!!?(€=[" yelled Some guy.
"Ok here's what we do: we tell everyone, on the count of 3, to A-tack at the same time!"
"Sauce-UM! That will work...like wall jumps...in space!" said The Other Guy.
"EVERYONE STOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!" yelled Some Guy.
"Dude you aren't a girl on the Internet, you can't type multiple letters on the end of a word!" yelled Eric.
Crap... Now all -662344 girls reading this story are gonna kill me... Fik!
"Ok so on the four....
On the count of '3', we all attack al THE SAME TIME!! Ready?"
Everyone stared at t Arian and Jeffery.
"What is going on?" asked Arian. Jeffery didn't respond
"ONE....."
Everyone readied their bows, swords, chairs, dogs, lemons, legs, faces, death balls, and some other crap.
"TWO..."
Everything went silent........&
"THREE"
CHAPTER FOUR WITH A ONE IN FRONT OF IT
Everyone shoot EVERYTHING THEY HAD at Arian and Jeffery!!!!! The shots were flying in the air straight towards them! Ness, who was part of the group, saw a Timer item and jumped and grabbed it and E V E R Y T H I N G W E N T I N T O S L O W M O T I O N A N D I T B E C A M E H A R D E R T O T Y P E. . . T H A N K S A L O T N E S S! ! !
It wore off annnnd THEY GOT HIT IN THE FACE AND THEY SUFFERD 66666666166666666 DAMAGE!!!!!
AND THEY BOTH LIE ON THE GROUND WITH STEAM COMIJG OU OF RHYW!!!!
YAAAAAY THE WORLDHSUAPQPQPQQPPQ!!!!!!!
Everyone was cheering and yelling and stuff and everyone was happy otter-penguin-sloth breed...
Some Guy went up to the corpses and noticed something... A glowing snowman....
"What the Assumption Song?" he said.
The glow got bijgggagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaaga...
The glow got bigger and it died.... THEN THE WHOLE ISLAND BLEW UP IN THE FACE AND CHUCK NORIS!!!!!!!
WHAT THE ANDY DICK!!!!??????? WHO EVER THAT IS I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO ANDY DICK IS SOMEONE TLELLA AJOA!!!!!
Everyone who was on the island flew 7890810 miles off into space...in space...
The guys and the corpses were still floating where the island was.
Whet?
What the heck?! @&$$&@&$$&@
Some Guy yelled super loud at top of Lungs.
The corpses then MERGED TOGETHER LIKE HILERY DUFF ON A STICK!!!!!
They became the most hated creature of all...
A freaking Mockingbird....
The people hate this creature so much, they named it after the three things they hate: Lycanthropes, death, and ropes... They call it a Lycan-Death-Rope!
Ok so apparently there is a Damascus street/road/ thing in Virginia... WHAT THE HECK DUCKS??!!!
I am missing my kayak! Dude... Where's my house?
BIKDIP!!!!
"How do we kill this?! It goes too FAAAAAAAST!!" yelled Some Guy.
"Uhhhh Self-destruct?" said The Guy.
And then an Electrode fell out the sky... In space... And tried Self-Destruct!
The Lycan-Death-Rope ran into the Electrode and it BLEW UP and the Lycan-Death-Rope died...
"YAY THAT WAS ANTI-CLIMACTIC!!!!" yelled The Guy.
Ok I am super serial... DON'T. DRIVE. A PRIUS!!!
"Wait...OH CRAP!!!" yelled Some Guy.
"What? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WTAH WHTA WTAH VZVZVZVVZ??!!!" yelled The Guy.
I giant Atticus appeared... In space... And yelled over and over:
"It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird... IT'S A SIN TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, DANG IT!!!"
And he exploded.....
SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN DONTDRIVEAPRIUS SIN SIN SIN SIN NIS SIN SIN SIN NSI SIN!!!!!!!!!
TELEPORT!!!!!! BOOP!!!
CHAPTER FITH TEEN
The guys got teleported to the town... It was silent (noperiod)
"Where is everyone" asked Some Guy.
"Oh crap, look over there" said The Other Guy, pointing.
They s4w a whole mob of people rushing towards the guys.
One of them was the god Garreth. He rushed up to the guys and said "You guys killed a mockingbird??!!!! THAT'S A SIN YOU WILL NOW DIE!!!"
Garreth took out a NORD SWORD OF COLD and AoE sliced the guys across the chests!
"See, this is why you don't stand so close dude!!!!" The Guy yellow-ed.
And... Uh.. Now they are dead... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THEM!! WHY THEM!!!??? THIS IS THE END OF THE WHOLE BOOK-THING NOW AND THEY DIED SO STUPIDLY!! DANG IT "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" , THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING STUPID RULES!!!!
This has was Beemer the ended of the pieces of paper that contain the contents of Book 3.
Will there be a Book 4....? I don't know, ask Talos... Whoever that is.......Minnesota.
(Bagel Fish-Car-Foot 3)
Queso don't read this third book unless you've read the second book.... And don't read that until you've read the first book... And don't read that unless you can read English well... SO ANYWAYS-
(Child) Dad what happened last time?
(Dad) Well the guys killed Some Guy and they went home and then they got a TELEGHRAMCRACKER from Jeffery and Finn and Arian to go back up in space and do some stuff.
(Child) Ok, dad now start the sore e.
CHAPTER WON
Right, so food...
The guys had to get up in space and stuff, so they needed. A-rocket-ship-thing-that-can-go-up-in-space-and-stuff-with-fetuses. The space station is is is is in the the the South America. I mean it's to the South America.
"Wait where's the South America?" said The Guy.
"I don't know... Let's get a (dot)compass." repliedba The Other Guy. Oh wait, they don need a (dot)compass, because there is a GIANT (DOT)COMPASS LILY FLOATING IN THE AIR THAT HAS ALL THE DIERECSHUNS ON IT!!!!!!!
So yeah they walked to the South America for 2 hours,
Oh frick, then suddenly some god dang axolotl named Chantal flippin' fell out the sky and this was quest on-ed very heavily by the guys.
"W-What t-he heck, where did you comeewpqqksnsuspqppqpqpqqppqqpqppqqpqppq from?" asked The Guy. She didn't say anything, but she threw a deku nut at The Guy and it flashed-Ed and and it was stupid. "AHHH DANG IT WHAT THE OCTOTHROPE!!?" yelled The Guy. In the flash, Chantal dissapeared. I-I have no freaking idea. Tree. "Dew-D can you sea?" asked The Other Guy.
"NO!!! FLIP,MAN, IM BLIND AS CRAP!!" The Guy yelled.
Well he wasd going to got Toronto to sow iaa us. Lap sub wow so c own. Kw wow son. Saabs anabolic j a kaka.
WELL he was gonna have to STAY BLIND beCAUSe The nEXt toWn was 3 Ours a-way. No see wait a second you candle wow. 2 Hiurs into the trip, the the. Eat. Glass.
The effing sun...THE EFFING SUN CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY AND SAID: "LET'S PLAY!!"
The Guy said "Yeah I've got this"
The sun said "Ready...3...2...............1-go"
And then they both went "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The Guy stopped in the middle and said:"Ok dude you've won." but the sun kept going "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"............
G.I JOEEEE!!!!!
CHAPTER TWO
Huh... That chapter ended uhb rupt lee...
Well base ick lee, the sun died... Wait if that happened truthfulness then everyone will die...
Oh but wait then they AAQA Anna a asixis set the dead sun on fire and THREW IT INTO SPACE.
Ok so then they were has the were had the and the go the and they has this cat the cheese the pickle Anerica july TV condensation backpack fireplace.
New Hampster. Where is Mongolia?
Ok so then they kept walking to the South America but then a Fifty-Two appeared and it ate everyone. No.
Ok so then they go t to the town and they event totntiwpqqlqlpqqppmn
They got some Eye Drops (because Eye Drops is now a proper noun so it's capitalized -_-) and The Guy got his sight back.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA3ucaliptusAAHH!!!"
He yelled. The town was small and there were people and...GIYGAS!!!
WHAT THE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHGEHEHRHRHRHRHRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEZ!!!!!????
DUDE TS GIYGAS
KILL HIM!!!!
The Guy went up to Giygas and said "SON OF A NUMBER Z!!" The Guy
Took out a DEFCHLDSWRD and tried to hit Guy Gas but he missed even though he totally hit him. BUT THEN FREAKING NESS CAME AGAIN AND USED PSI STARSTORM, EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T USE THAT, AND HE HIT HIM....
Oh but wait Giygas has a PSI Reflect on and it came back and did SO MUCH DAMAGE TO NESS!!!!!
"No! Dang it Dale, stop killing Ness!" said The Other Guy
Giygas said "NO I WILL RUTABEGA YOU IN THE TOWEL!!!"
Giygas used REDFETUSDEATHATTACKOFDEATHANDDEADBABIES!!
Short story long it shot at everything and everyone was runnin'......... And it hurt many people and babies and....mortuary. The guys saw a duck named Chris and he saw the red laser death thing......and then he turned into a refrigerator. Appearantly, Fetus beams reflect off of refrigerators and it blows up and it makes everyone happy turtle! And everyone died...kinda.
THAPTER CREE
Oh crap I dyslexia-ed. Lemme try that again.
CHAPTER TREE
The Fetus Beam stopped and the guys looked around, and EVRY1 WAS DED.... Well no except for Chris, who was still a 'frigidator, and he couldn't move, so they counted him as dead. Dwarf. Cd dwarf CCDs. Dread ffte c sawed cftczaw. Coffee. Tricked. And Giygas said, "No what the Halifax!?"
"WHAT...DID YOU SAY???!!" said The Guy.
"Halifax?" said Giygas
"THAT'S A BAD WORD!!! YOU WILL NOW DIE!!" yelled The Guy and he blew up Giygas with a tree launcher. It's funny 'cuz the tree launcher is, like totally the size of, like, a medium-sized TEA cup...like totally. Giygas exploded into many tables...TABLES! The tables hit The Guy in the microwave. "OW GOD DANG IT,FLIPPIN' TABLES!!!!!" he yelled.
"Wait a sec ind... You JUST NAHW kill him with a ONE-HIT KILL WEPON....AFTER HE CURSES?" yelled The Other Guy.
"..............................yes" The Guy said.
Then The Other Guy spazzed out like crap and he started saying, "What the FLOOR!? You AXOLOTL!! You don't DO THAT! Kill him the FIRST-FISH TANKIN'-TIME HE ATTACKS!"
And then Giygas came and say-Ed again again again again again, "OH SHIN!" and he fell over and dead.
"Yay ok let's go now to the other place of the other place of the other thing and the other car and the other football field and the other otter who just ate my taco that I never had in the first place so he shouldn't have eat-Ed it so what the heck game stop being stupid and learn logic and--not dead die eat face leg!!" The Other Guy said.
And they right.
CHAPTER FOR
Ok so this takes place 666 seconds AFTER they left.
They Halo Reach-ed the OTHER town with the space stay-shin. This town had a bacons. Many bacon. So many bacon, that grammar. Dude did you know that tables are the most useless thing in life? Yeah, see just put all your crap on the King Togidubnus. Yeah because THOSE EXIST!
Then, the guys could see that some random doorknob who name were Ben was walking the streets of deaf.
They asked him "Where is the space stay-shin?"
He said "Yeah just go by the the giant statue of BIGGY B THE ALMIGHTY and hangman a left and then go right then left then right then left the right then right then left then right then right then left then write then left then wright then left then right then 666 then right then your mom LEFT you as a child then lamp post then left then right then up then updownleftrightsidewaysconterclockwisejuxtaposecereal."
"....okay" The Guy said.
So they went to the statue of BIGGY B THE ALMIGHTY. 23 copy machines named Bent JUMPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND landed ON top of the As statue. He then said "Hey guys where is the eat the apple the car cat bugs stand up and yell 'candy corn'?
"Over there" said The Guy, pointing right.
"Yeah YOUR MOM" he yelled.
"sadface" The Guy said.
"No okay I'm sorry... THAT YOUR MOM!" Bent yelled.
Then The Guy rage quit.... Yeah the story re-sat because I that...
Queso don't read this third book unless you've read the second book.... And don't read that until you've read the first book... And don't read that unless you...
Oh wait no it didn't
"No, Bent get outta here NAU!!" The Guy yelled on top of lungs.
Then Bent said ok and jumped back into the ahir.
In the middle of the
They saw a cow who i nemed Koh. Koh was walking towards a building. Then The Other Guy said "Oh Lhets see whhat Kohoh h-is do-wing.,)$@"
So they followed him into a building that say-ded
"EHT METSYS"
"Whhat dhoes dhat mheean?" asked The Guy
"I don't November, but it LOOKS SO COOL TEMPERATURES ARE NOT IDEAL TO THE HUMAN FEELIN OF HEAT AND COOLDNESS AND STUFF YOU CAN SICK IF YOU STAND OUT IN THE COLD TOO LONG AND YOU CAN GET FRO-"
The Guy interficio....
The Guy interrupted The Other Guy before he went into a long rant...again.
In the building, there was STUFF! HOLY W-
CHAPTER FINE-VE
-IPS IN A DOCK IN A HARBOUR!
In the midd-ole of the room was a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a computer that said WELCOM TO THE SYSTEM!
And then we all knew we were all screwed... into a hole for a screw...with a screwdriver....
TOBUSCUS!!
And then Koh took out a hidden RPGODAEAKAOTPWWDABASYSTEM
(RPG Of Dead And Explode And Kill All Of The People Who Will Die And Boom And Something You Shouldn't Trust Ever Man)
And shot it at the COMPUTER and then everyone in the Room was all like "HOLE E. CHEESE!!" and they bailed out of there and tripped on the DOORE! The COMPUTER exploded and fell and glitched out. Almost all of the people outside dis-In-Air-Grate-Ted into THIN AIR EVEN THOUGH THE AIR ON TYPICAL FLAT-NESS IS NOT THIN.
Koh said "See that was The System and The System was causing people to act all WEIRD and flip the craps-is-a-card-game out. They were part of The System. I killed them all" and he laughed.
He then ran out the door and TRIPPED!
Wait stop...no never mind
After they went out the building-
(Child) Dad where are you goin'?
(Dad) Eff this story I'm playing Happy Wheels.
(Child) Nuu dad, You can't do dat.
(Dad) Too-the ducks- bad son!
(Child) NNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(Dad) 'ell you doing? I'm half way to the comp-you-ter.
(Child) I'm nuking the computer!
(Dad) NO SON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Child) too late! BOOM
(DAD) GOD DANG IT SON I WILL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Child) READ DA'S TORY!!!!!!!
CHAPTER SIHKS
Oh wait my friend name Eric came into the house of Dad and Child and took the story and ran to the lie berry and read it to some stupidchildren.
CHAPTER S7ENANDSTUFFINABOAT
But the stupidchildren tried to eat the story and they sustained 356219623048609274092650927547093470794023896235986295786495624890356923485694865928465983465966654281936592865473945783475628964738942 burnexplosionboomgoesthedynomiteacidintheface damage and they all died because they THREW THE LUNGSZ ON THE FLIPPIN FLOORGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no. dang it Taylor Swift. 86+96=10…d6.what’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. Then they all went home to JBs house for lunch and ate foodstuffsz and fluffypuff marshmallows because HOMESTAR RUNNER .COM it’s DOT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMunism then all of the sound bagels started playing and weird al started singing about constipation and it played on the radio 87.666 years ago an all of the deafdeadnoobfaces heard it because of land angels and logic so everyone died AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then flippin Mike da Orange showed up with Doug as Yoshi from South Park and they started doing the Harlem shake with Tropicana on their foot-toes, but one of them broke so he put toothpicks under his toenails and KICKED A FLIPPIN WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!quick don’t think about cats *pukes cats everywhere*…asdf… then some guy realized that the whole plot of this game-story-chapter s7enandstuffinaboat has been totally avoided because Mike v2 who is most likely reading this in Ms The Teacher’s room is like 87 YEARS TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@#$^&*(&*+_)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) <(0_0<)<(0_0)>(>0_0)>KIRBY DANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE so some guy and some guy’s friend went and fell off da moon because of conspiracy theories
CHAPSTICK ATE
So they went to some random house-building-place-thing-in-the-middle-of-north-korea and Some guy said “hey let’s all go to Canada” and his friend was like “don’t kid yourself…Canada doesn’t exist” so they raged and sent rage spam that sounded like ghilililililililtriltsufme5yt9785ry69p3485p3miolhmlgkegutklxuie5tdfygvsdjgfvbmzsvnkfhawyfsekrwgbrsliehtlldgior[toy][ikv;kj/dxj;ch/silzeghf,zwjhegfvsejklsghrjkszlxmietyiufweiotr79w45tr475t36uyteg3i4y38og4yt3ukgkrcukgtrecyjegfvcyjfrygvthenumberzye9vnoytwypoc48ystnoiuhtm9p8vysetop8mhfgopsdertgjvsdop8t;eisvrhtguiorhyodrhvtb;driohvyiosgsiluegrLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and it broke the chat box so builderman banned everyone for saying /sc/sc ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR 10 FACE-ING YEARSZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bro…how high are you? Yea d-d-d-detected and you tell me do things so I done RUNNIN………………………………………………………………………………………………………..GIJOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEexclamationpointinthemiddleofthecowponywhichwastotallymisspelledtherecuzstupidromansandlatinandclappingwiththebackofyourhand then everyone rage-quit Roblox and went to the store of food giving or whatever the crabs it’s called, and it was STILL OUT OF FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOU’RE 7 YEARS OLD OF COURSE YOU’VE EATEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow there’s 2001 words if this sentence didn’t exist…27+3=30. Then people went to watch the Electric Company but it didn’t have anything to do with electricity or companies so it’s just The……………………….. “d”… “oomstrike” “DOOMSTRIKE” so Eric doomstriked Mike and he died after 15 secs. And some guy was like… “dude…where did they come from” and the other guy was like “my dishwasher”………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….WTFUTURE?!?! then they somehow beat the final boss so the victory song played (to the tune of the Zelda theme). It went like:
Nine+the=NEGATIVESIXFIVE
Everybody is dead but satan survived
Cuz tobygames went to the store for some cheese
But he can’t eat it cuz
Gryphon went to Mikky D’s…-
So then mike came and took the door-face and killed Eric with it and took the story back so…here’s Mike
CHAPTER 9NINE9
'K so after dey did all that crap which HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, the guys got teleported to the front of the System building of things. Ovens. So as they were walking to the Space Stay-shin, they were stoped in they-rr tracks by Michl Whire.
"Hey... You guys tryin' to get to the Stay-shin?" he asked
"Ye" said The Guy.
"WELL TO BAD, Yew know why?" Michl asked.
The Guy said "Uhhh... Because you're Ba-"
"BECAUSE IM BATMEYEN!!!" Michl interrupted.
And then Michl said, "You also know why"
"Uhhh..." The Guy said.
"Becuase snakes"
And then BOOOOOOOOOOOM, he dis-a-peared.
"What the Atticus was that?" asked The Other Guy.
"No"
Oh ship my pizza is burning...I think...
Nope it wasnt... Ok then..........$
Ok so NOW they got to the Space Stay-shin.
It had pictures of ROMANS ON IT...STUPID ROMANS!!
But den, all of a sun den, the ROMANS came alive and fryer to kill everyone... Who's everyone BE MORE SPECIFIC!!! No shut up this isnt English class, we don't have to make simply worded things more complex and lengthy-er and harder to understand and sh-OOP
Ok so the ROMANS killed each other....because ROMANS... ROME....DEATH...DEADCANCERBABIES/CHILDREN...!
Ok and Vietnaam.
The two guys walked into the Space Stay-shin and try asked for a SPACE SHIP and they said "Osama Bin Laden".
"What does that mean?" asked The Guy.
"It means VIETNAAAAAAAAAAMKOREAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4restgump"
And then dude man Casel came and said "I'm gonna fly"
And he teleported to the top of the 70 year tall building and humus.
He jumped off and he flew....for real, dude he did.
And Santa clause took a poop down I-
After Casel jumped off the building, JB went to the Satanic Brutal Legends world and drank food. The End... No not really, but...some stuff. The number t. The Guy and The Other Guy found a SPACE SHIP and a spacebar and a space lawn and a space bank and a space...space.
BUT THEN A SLOTH APPEARED.!!!! It died!!! YIU GAINED 2468 EXP!!!!!!!:
A cow who had the name of Ratner came and yelled " The sound of Satan" and everything rumbled and then a large fireball came and threw cows at Ratner. He didn't die becuase cows take x 1/6756756 damage from Cow-Type attacks . EWE GANED -1111111 EXP!!!!!
Then he said "What the heck dog-cow-leg-juice?" and then he diss-app-ear-ed. Shadow's Edge while sitting down in a chair.
CHAPTER TEH-NUH
Cheese after more unproductive things happened, the guys got into a space ship of death and dead crying children. Who is Andy Dick? I don't know who that is.
Why is 2+2 four? Where is the Sun? Why don't I get free bagels to eat in the candy cane house that I DONE OWN? What the who is a why, so that how can when the where out of the ocean?
After they got in the spaceship, a voice said "stop writing this book"
The guy said "ok"
"No too bad" The Other Guy said.
And then the space ship took off and I died.
Yesterday, 50 cats came to my front door and they meowed SO EFFING LOUD I screamed really loud and they ran away and I was like "Holy laser beams" and then I ate 8 eight.
The space ship took 3 minutes to et into space.
But then Eric came in again and said "But this was all a waste of time because we all live in the Matrix"
And then everyone went in Slo-Mo and random bullets came and everyone NEARLY dodged them.
And them everyone went back to normal. Antacid.
When they were in SPACE, the guys got out of the space ship, and.
The ship exploded. But you don't need to space ship to get OUT of space...right...Right...RIGHT...RIGHT????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!
The problem is that the island...in SPACE is on the opposite side of the planet...atmosphere...thing.
So the guys had to swim 4268 MILES AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET TO GET TO THE ISLAND!!!
What the queldsa?
CHAPTER 'LEVEN
Mile 4000:
So in the TRAN-ZIS-SHUN between two chapters, somehow, the guys got 268 miles around the planet.
They found some cats meowing. They had water buckets in their faces. Then the water buckets exploded... The cats were fine, though... No they weren't, I just said that so PETA won't come after me.
(Child) who is PETA?
(Dad) the animal people.
(Child) what do they do?
(Dad) they throw buckets of animal blood when you kill or abuse animals.
(Child) WHOA COOL I WANNA HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!!!
(Dad) WAIT NO DON'T--------------- screw him I'm telling the rest of the story...
Crap, now if, somehow, PETA reads this, they kill murder the crap out of me.
OK WELL ANYWAYS...
Mile 3002:
A giant flying thing was blocking the way...in space.
"How do we get around this?" asked The Guy.
"Uhhh kick it" The Other Guy replied.
The Guy kicked the thing. The thing said "OW WHAT THE LSD?!"
The thing stood up and said "You di" and self-destructed.
And PETA came and threw buckets of animal blood into the explosion...without dying.
Somehow, the guys were O.K. The only problem is that THE GUY'S NORD SWORD WAS GONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- oh wait it was right next to him... OH OK THANKS, GAME!
Mile 2370:
A random space ship flew up into the air and someone jumped out of it.
It was Some Guy! WHAT? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
"No what are you want?" The Guy said.
"Jack Black" Some Guy said.
And then Jack Black came and said "YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH DEATH ROCK METAL TENACIOUS D SATAN AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" and then he blew up.
"I want to help ewe kill the three kill people-ers." Some Guy said.
"Oh ok yeah y...
ou can help" said The Guy. They continued to swim...in space.
That's a load of dreck!
Mile 1000:
Alright so-
"ROCK AND ROLL!!!" The Guy yelled.
"Ye-Yeah no dude, no." said The Other Guy.
Don't drive a Prius!!!! .....right so after... A long time, the guys got to a thing that said "Mile 1000"... Then it blew up...in space. Then Ben ffell out of the sky again...in space... And he said "Hi do you knee-d directions????????????????????Saudi Arabia?"
"No" said Some Guy.
"WELL TOO BAD first you go left then left then left then left then left the left then left then left then left then left then left then left then left th-"
"NOOOOOOO!!!" yelled The Guy and he blew up.
Mile 12:
The guys are close to the Island and stuff... How long is this book now? I can't tell on my iPod.
Well anyways.. OH MY GOD AN ITEM BOX!!! Get it!!!!
The Guy touched the item box but he got engulfed in this red electric crap.
"OW WHAT THE HECK" he yelled.
"Oh I forgot to tell you, you aren't supposed to touch RED item boxes..." The Other Guy said.
"OH NOW YOU TELL ME THAT!!??"
So then about another mile down they saw a blue-green item box.
"GET IT!!" Some Guy said. They all somehow got it and they got a Red Mushroom!!!!!!!
"Use it an we will all go faster" said The Guy. So they used it and they went
(3.45 x 10^9) x (5.43 x 10^-5)
miles an hour.
Mile -3:
Oh wait they over shot... REVERSE!!!!
Mile 0:
Yay now they are here, so I can end the chapter!!!
CHAPTER TEW PLUS TEN
On Scarlacc Pit Island.... It was the same as it was last time... Because they are in space...
Chocolate tastes like cat fur, don't eat it!
As they all landed on the island, the Scarlacc ate them and they all died.
W12 L4 START!
As they all landed on the island, they saw the sign that said "Here lies the Almighty Sarlacc"
When ice skating, don't kick your friends!
The guys saw a cave on the island. They all went in it and then FINN ARIAN AND JEFFERY POPPED OUT AND THEY SHOT THEIR BOWS AT THEM!!!!!
The Guy dodged the arrows, The Other Guy caught them, and Some Guy ate them and spit them back. Jeffery and Arian pulled out shields and blocked half the arrows, and Finn got skimmed in the shoulder. "NU IM NOT DED!!" he yelled.
Arian then jumped towards The Guy and The Guy dodged it. The guy tried a counter attack with HIS NORD SWORD and he missed. Finn shot an arrow at The Other Guy and The Other guy used a Mirror spell and the arrows went back to Finn and he dodged them.
"Dude they are impossible to hit! They dodge everything!" The Guy yelled.
"Yeah Because we dont follow the rules of the game!" Jeffery said.
"NOO DANG YOU!" yelled Some Guy. He tried using his Fireball skill but it missed.
Then in the middle of the battle, Woody came and said
"my name is called Woody and I am having a snake in my shoe" and he blew up.
Then Rex-It Ralph came and said "I am Rex-it Ralph"
Rex-it ralph looks like this :
I bet that took up a whole crap load of space.
Rex-it Ralph caused a whole lot of damage to The enemy guys of kill.
"Whoa maybe we can kill them with the powers of others!" yelled Some Guy.
Why did you yell that, now the enemies know!
But no Because this uses book/TV/Movie logic where even if you yell something, others can't hear it...
So then the guys came together and summoned everyone!!!!!
Everyone in the Towns, Cities, games, cats (but they died as soon as they existed), and other parts of the world came and wanted to help the guys.
Oh 34322, eic BATTLE TIME
CHAPTER THREE...TEEN
DIS...IZ...DEH FIN-ALE BIT-ALE!!!!!!!!!
Everyone was yelling and flashing metal things and eating...EATING!!!
Everyone who is in the outside world of stuff was here to kill everyone Ttagahap!
Eric was using his MYOCREs to blow up Arian, but all attempts missed!
Ratner was summoning cows to fall on Jeffery... But all attempts missed!
Dude name Miginin was using random immature team attacks with the Barvick Approach to attack Jeffery...but all attempts missed!
The Goddess Miniti was there using the pink pen I gave her to attack Finn, but all attempts failed!
Chirs the Duck But Also A Refridgerer was using his refrigerator powers on Arian...but all attempts failed!
Doduo used protect!
But it failed...
Another duck name Mea was there and she was using the powers of Latin Death Kill powers to blow up Arian... But all attempts failed!
Bailey the Lazy Wizard was there too and.... She wasn't doing anything... All attempts failed!
Ben summoned Team Fortress 2 characters to do all the damage to Arian and Finn, as they were standing together! But... Oh wait Heavy hit Finn and he fell down and yelled in pain, and shot ONE LAST arrow at Heavy and he died!! NUUU!!
"Crap!" said Jeffery. "Finn is down! It's just us now, Arian!"
They both drank a Speed Potion of Swiftness and EVERY SINGLE SHOT, BOMB, YELL, CAT, DEMON, FOOTBALL, RAGE SPAM, THUNDERBOLT, ROBLOX, TV, SEGWAY, LAMPSHADE, AND MOON MISSED THEM!!!!
"Dude this is impossible!" yelled Some Guy. "How will we defeat them!?"
"Just keep fightigititiriroepapqpqpqpq and I'll come up with a salt!" The Guy said.
Dan of Dinner Island was there with Seamus of Aaaaaaaa Land shooting blow darts at Arian...but all attempts failed!
The absolutley pro Engineer Ravi was shooting lemon juice from a water cannon... But all attempts failed!
Mr.Travaso@AppleDuck was throwing chairs and sticks and Latin books at Arian! But all attempts failed!
Veech the Hacker and Koh were trying to hack the system so that the Speed Potions wouldnt work... But all attempts failed!
TOBUSCUS was there shooting the guys with zombie guns and Gryphon guns...but all attempts failed!
F-F was there too!!! And he tried to "America" Arian and Jeffery... But all attempts failed!
Bent and McIsac the Oange were shooting fire and ice and thunder at Jeffery... But... Yeah...
The Guy pluged in a Tasso brand AMP, yelled really loud into it, and this made Jeffery and Arian deaf!
"Wait... Does this do anything?" asked The Guy
"Ye, but it's miner!" said Some Guy.
How do you spell Jenny-but-not-actually-spelled-as-what-youd-think-it's-spelled's name?
If I knew, I'd say she questioned the crap out of Jeffery... But he was deaf!
"Ok dude nothing is working!" said The Guy.
"OH MY FAKE CHEESEBURGERS I'VE GOT IT!!!?(€=[" yelled Some guy.
"Ok here's what we do: we tell everyone, on the count of 3, to A-tack at the same time!"
"Sauce-UM! That will work...like wall jumps...in space!" said The Other Guy.
"EVERYONE STOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!" yelled Some Guy.
"Dude you aren't a girl on the Internet, you can't type multiple letters on the end of a word!" yelled Eric.
Crap... Now all -662344 girls reading this story are gonna kill me... Fik!
"Ok so on the four....
On the count of '3', we all attack al THE SAME TIME!! Ready?"
Everyone stared at t Arian and Jeffery.
"What is going on?" asked Arian. Jeffery didn't respond
"ONE....."
Everyone readied their bows, swords, chairs, dogs, lemons, legs, faces, death balls, and some other crap.
"TWO..."
Everything went silent........&
"THREE"
CHAPTER FOUR WITH A ONE IN FRONT OF IT
Everyone shoot EVERYTHING THEY HAD at Arian and Jeffery!!!!! The shots were flying in the air straight towards them! Ness, who was part of the group, saw a Timer item and jumped and grabbed it and E V E R Y T H I N G W E N T I N T O S L O W M O T I O N A N D I T B E C A M E H A R D E R T O T Y P E. . . T H A N K S A L O T N E S S! ! !
It wore off annnnd THEY GOT HIT IN THE FACE AND THEY SUFFERD 66666666166666666 DAMAGE!!!!!
AND THEY BOTH LIE ON THE GROUND WITH STEAM COMIJG OU OF RHYW!!!!
YAAAAAY THE WORLDHSUAPQPQPQQPPQ!!!!!!!
Everyone was cheering and yelling and stuff and everyone was happy otter-penguin-sloth breed...
Some Guy went up to the corpses and noticed something... A glowing snowman....
"What the Assumption Song?" he said.
The glow got bijgggagagaagagagagaggagaaggagaaga...
The glow got bigger and it died.... THEN THE WHOLE ISLAND BLEW UP IN THE FACE AND CHUCK NORIS!!!!!!!
WHAT THE ANDY DICK!!!!??????? WHO EVER THAT IS I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO ANDY DICK IS SOMEONE TLELLA AJOA!!!!!
Everyone who was on the island flew 7890810 miles off into space...in space...
The guys and the corpses were still floating where the island was.
Whet?
What the heck?! @&$$&@&$$&@
Some Guy yelled super loud at top of Lungs.
The corpses then MERGED TOGETHER LIKE HILERY DUFF ON A STICK!!!!!
They became the most hated creature of all...
A freaking Mockingbird....
The people hate this creature so much, they named it after the three things they hate: Lycanthropes, death, and ropes... They call it a Lycan-Death-Rope!
Ok so apparently there is a Damascus street/road/ thing in Virginia... WHAT THE HECK DUCKS??!!!
I am missing my kayak! Dude... Where's my house?
BIKDIP!!!!
"How do we kill this?! It goes too FAAAAAAAST!!" yelled Some Guy.
"Uhhhh Self-destruct?" said The Guy.
And then an Electrode fell out the sky... In space... And tried Self-Destruct!
The Lycan-Death-Rope ran into the Electrode and it BLEW UP and the Lycan-Death-Rope died...
"YAY THAT WAS ANTI-CLIMACTIC!!!!" yelled The Guy.
Ok I am super serial... DON'T. DRIVE. A PRIUS!!!
"Wait...OH CRAP!!!" yelled Some Guy.
"What? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WTAH WHTA WTAH VZVZVZVVZ??!!!" yelled The Guy.
I giant Atticus appeared... In space... And yelled over and over:
"It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird It's a sin to kill a Mockingbird... IT'S A SIN TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, DANG IT!!!"
And he exploded.....
SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN DONTDRIVEAPRIUS SIN SIN SIN SIN NIS SIN SIN SIN NSI SIN!!!!!!!!!
TELEPORT!!!!!! BOOP!!!
CHAPTER FITH TEEN
The guys got teleported to the town... It was silent (noperiod)
"Where is everyone" asked Some Guy.
"Oh crap, look over there" said The Other Guy, pointing.
They s4w a whole mob of people rushing towards the guys.
One of them was the god Garreth. He rushed up to the guys and said "You guys killed a mockingbird??!!!! THAT'S A SIN YOU WILL NOW DIE!!!"
Garreth took out a NORD SWORD OF COLD and AoE sliced the guys across the chests!
"See, this is why you don't stand so close dude!!!!" The Guy yellow-ed.
And... Uh.. Now they are dead... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THEM!! WHY THEM!!!??? THIS IS THE END OF THE WHOLE BOOK-THING NOW AND THEY DIED SO STUPIDLY!! DANG IT "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" , THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING STUPID RULES!!!!
This has was Beemer the ended of the pieces of paper that contain the contents of Book 3.
Will there be a Book 4....? I don't know, ask Talos... Whoever that is.......Minnesota.