"Oh and salso is the 13 of Friday and Justin had a ouija board and they summond demons."
Lead and Jelly Sandwich
Here is a random collection of short stories describing my various experiences in the 9th grade.
Fun Fact:
It's called Lead and Jelly Sandwich because the chemical symbol for led is Pb. I was in Chemistry class, so.
Fun Fact:
It's called Lead and Jelly Sandwich because the chemical symbol for led is Pb. I was in Chemistry class, so.
This is a thing.
Cat:
Queso this is a thing I am writing because I do not know what to write now I am in study and I finished all my work and now I am typing it on a computer and.
Boo:
Yesterday a cat went outside and it saw a house. It had cats in it. That’s what I would say if it had cats in it. It didn’t. The cat went into the House of Nothingness when Lucas came and said “what are you doing here you are not being here for a.” Lucas used PK Thunder on the cat and he died the end.
Horticulture:
Cecil had to go to the store. He had to walk 10 1/2 miles to get there. He used a Teleport spell and then he. He bought 10 Apples of Healthyness and Trees. He ate one as he left the store. Then he saw a tree and he went to it and the tree said “I could hear you from a block away Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie” and it exploded and Cecil did not die the end.
It doesnt work:
I had a cat named Gin. You know the phrase “Curiosity kills the cat”? Yeah that’s how my cat died. He was curious about cars so he walked in the middle of the street and he got hit by car and he went flying about 2-3 feet away from where he got hit. We put the cat in a box it had flies all over it the end.
Look it’s Satan:
Link was playing “Bowarrowshooting time and using swords and Dominion Rods” when Midna came and said “Link you can’t do that you need to go to Death Mountain” and Link said “ “. Midna responded “why don’t you talk?” Link responded “ “. Midna sighed and teleported her and Link to Death Mountain. Then Link saw Eric and he said “Sitting in the bleachers”. Link clipped through the floor of Death Mountain and he fell off it. “See that’s what happens when you don’t talk MELINDA!!!!!!!!!!!” Midna said. The end.
Soda-cards of the:
I’m writing this in LATIN class. Apparently family is familiae and farmer is A-GRI-COLA. And New is Nova and they watch is spectant. Tom did that last part he did it he did it it is correct. He told me. I lloked outside and it is cloudy and there are trees. AMERICA flag over there and agribusiness. Porto-portal, portable, cat. The teach gave us a research paper the end.
A baby dinner cat:
We are eating lunch while I am writing this. Derek was eating some DOOR-EAT-OHS when then Eric took my iPod and he said “Door-e the Ex-plore-e” and then the other Eric said “I said it” and then we had to leave and we went to science class. Everybody’s here the end.
Candy apples:
My niece is a cat. Wehn she plays Pokemon, she only uses the girl Pokemon. I only have TWO FEMALE POKEMON. She said “Why do you only have BOOOOOYS?!” I said “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!”. She cried. I’m Legitimately serious. I switched to my Charizard (male) and she started WAILING. I said “Ok I will switch to Toxicroak (female)”. Wait why am I talking about Pokemon the end.
Your leg is broken:
In his(but not her)story class, we talked about dying. Yeeeaaah dying. tHE teach somehow transitioned from THE BOSTON TEA PARTY to WAYS PEOPLE DIED FROM DEATH SENTENCES. I dont get it his but not her story class makes no sence the end.
Turch:
We are on the bus and I am writing this. It is difficult to write onabus. James was using the Legos at his schoo when the Thech-er came andf said “Ok time to put the Legos away” and James said “no” and the Thech-er saids “no you have to” and James reponded “no you can’t make me do it I have free will(e) soo look I have a Loi-er” andf then a Loi-er came from space and he held out a pieec of paper that said “Thech-er you are stoipd” the end.
Bug spray in your eye:
Can you fly? No? Oh ok. Well if you can eat a durian then you are awesome becauase durians are the most stupid fruit ever. It is all spikey and stuff and it hurts if you throw it at someone. They will bleed out of their Microsoft Vistas. By the way, Jonathan ate a durian and he said “I am eateing an durian it tastes like” and then he threw up the end.
Price per shirt:
Andrew is sitting in the chair. No stop it doing the hitting me chair. Certain command. We were in math again and Andrew is not being a. Why is it. Can we not being a cate of s. So when Andrew kicked my chair, Just-tin said he got a critical hit, and I said no. But he insisted that he did and I wanted to not be there anymore becauise tghat is stupid. Why? Because this is math class and I say what goes. OK? OKS’TA? 知りません The end.
BOLDFACE:
I’m done right now, dude.
No I lied I am not done. Bagels have feet, did you know that? No? Oh. We'll they do so now you know one ownwnwkaoL.
Oh sorry I went on LSD there I wouldn't do that oh wait miss our-sham-bow said we can't use contractions so. The peeza is agresive. Socni the HedegHoge pingas. Snu ping ahs use you wool icy? No tHE END.
Bended:
John noticed that if you take a cat and throw it, it will die. Wow I did not know what I need to record this new diss cover ee. Holy shazsiqsaw. John also noticed that giant boars can teleport. I don't mean "Giant-as-in-slightly-larger-than-a-regular-boar" giant. I mean "Giant-as-in-huge-as-a-bus" giant. They can teleport by sticking their heads down and then they appear in your face. If you are 25metres away from one and you shoot it with a bow, it will do that and it is scary. So don't do it. If you see a giant boar do not go near it as it is aggressive and it has a red name so that makes it aggressive The end.
Left is Not OK:
Noc noc. Who's there? Door. Door who? Door you have to get an apple. Oh. Well yesterday I got a cat and it died and I said : Dude are yu ,ididiasd me? Then a football flew through my window and the guy outside said “ hellowma=y name is Zsae and I have a cane to walk with asda asef”
Oh.
Well I did not go outside beacue I was playing Zenonia3 and threre were doge-people and they wanted marshmellows from mushrooms called Mush Mushes. Wht te=h heck? oh ok the end.
Vular:
I was playing “Giant-Ball-of-Fire-in-Space Feet” (Star Legends) and I killed the Vular. The Vular are stupid I hate them. Kill all of them. And then there are stupid people who protect the Vular and they are stupid so I shot them all with my Hand Blasters and they died and then they killed me BECUASE MY ARMOUR IS TOO LOW BECAUSE IM THE STUPID HEALER AND THEY ALWAYS DIE FIRST. By the way the end.
School:
Go back to school. School-school-scoscosocsocsocos-Scho-Scho-Scho-Scho.
Jackie went home and he died becuase his name is jackie and jackie is a girl name. A girl name. Tyou have to kill them awhy an I talking about Pokemon? Jackie is agirl name asda a45 2qw34t adfasdfa apple. Up Up down down up up up up up where is it? Stabbing your leg the end.
Bagel Fish-Car-Foot Part 5 Not Really:
When The Guy went back to his home, he saw that his dog was dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said “Oh no my cat and my cat and my cat but I don’t have a cat so I ahey killed my cat beucae. Cats are annoying so you have to killl them. Mew and Mewtwo are cats so m am.” Zsa Zga Banana. Then The Other Guy came and said “aaliyah”
Ba43skilisk and then The Guy said “I need more rupees I need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupees.”
And then They all died the end. Crayon .
This is the End:
So this is the last day of noty really but is or what Nick said is called the last day of school academically. I do not want to not keep the gopings of this school, but Nick is watching bme type and he is going to die when He sees this sentence so deh. Oh and salso is the 13 of Friday and Justin had a ouija board and they summond demons. That is not good. When I eat candy, I have legs. 42 is a number one more than 41. 42 + 1 is 7034. Jonathan is using a computer and it is blue. My cat is dead. Oh but I think I already said that so. Ok it are time to stop tryping now bercas it is about 30 minutes before the end of the day and the. Dinner Dinner Dinnner Bagel Apple Mother of a Cat. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Josh. is a noob the end.
tacotaco b ekllllllllll
I lied:
Helllo it is likle 345 years a+++++++++++++++++++++fter the ladt one. So+ if +Matt+ keeps+ hiot+tong +the+ g+od dang+ p+ul+ss +keyu+ i +swe+ra+ to+ got+ mat+t st+op+ i +will+ d++ea+++r++ di+nner is +not a +n op+tion+ what+ is +3 +3+ is i+t not+ 45345234+52345234523+ i did+ MCAS+ and+ i t +sucker+s wa+ter.+he end
Oh well then:
I do not like being in programming. But at the same time I do. but
if well not is cxandy what? cheese. Josh is fighing a Dragonite pokemon and he just got it killt. oh no it is an Espeon oh not it kilt. and he kilt a Flygon. We are supposedf to doing presentatoions and not it is time to stop the end.
5:
G o D is not real.
>> Gets executed
Oh no The church executed me so now i cant type anymore but oh wait that is whatr i am doing now so in your face. aAaAaAcCcCcCcCCCCCCCCCCCCCC. So it seems that I witnessed josh +get Issac kilt with a black sword thing and I-ssac game and read this and he doesnt udnderstand and Josh if you maike another inapropriate joke I will take a duck and throw it at your face and it will be a critical hit and it will do x1.5 damage the end.
Lets make another cat joke:
What do you call a cat falling off a 4 story building?
a cat-astrophie
...
...
...
...
Im done the end.
Cat:
Queso this is a thing I am writing because I do not know what to write now I am in study and I finished all my work and now I am typing it on a computer and.
Boo:
Yesterday a cat went outside and it saw a house. It had cats in it. That’s what I would say if it had cats in it. It didn’t. The cat went into the House of Nothingness when Lucas came and said “what are you doing here you are not being here for a.” Lucas used PK Thunder on the cat and he died the end.
Horticulture:
Cecil had to go to the store. He had to walk 10 1/2 miles to get there. He used a Teleport spell and then he. He bought 10 Apples of Healthyness and Trees. He ate one as he left the store. Then he saw a tree and he went to it and the tree said “I could hear you from a block away Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie-Jackie” and it exploded and Cecil did not die the end.
It doesnt work:
I had a cat named Gin. You know the phrase “Curiosity kills the cat”? Yeah that’s how my cat died. He was curious about cars so he walked in the middle of the street and he got hit by car and he went flying about 2-3 feet away from where he got hit. We put the cat in a box it had flies all over it the end.
Look it’s Satan:
Link was playing “Bowarrowshooting time and using swords and Dominion Rods” when Midna came and said “Link you can’t do that you need to go to Death Mountain” and Link said “ “. Midna responded “why don’t you talk?” Link responded “ “. Midna sighed and teleported her and Link to Death Mountain. Then Link saw Eric and he said “Sitting in the bleachers”. Link clipped through the floor of Death Mountain and he fell off it. “See that’s what happens when you don’t talk MELINDA!!!!!!!!!!!” Midna said. The end.
Soda-cards of the:
I’m writing this in LATIN class. Apparently family is familiae and farmer is A-GRI-COLA. And New is Nova and they watch is spectant. Tom did that last part he did it he did it it is correct. He told me. I lloked outside and it is cloudy and there are trees. AMERICA flag over there and agribusiness. Porto-portal, portable, cat. The teach gave us a research paper the end.
A baby dinner cat:
We are eating lunch while I am writing this. Derek was eating some DOOR-EAT-OHS when then Eric took my iPod and he said “Door-e the Ex-plore-e” and then the other Eric said “I said it” and then we had to leave and we went to science class. Everybody’s here the end.
Candy apples:
My niece is a cat. Wehn she plays Pokemon, she only uses the girl Pokemon. I only have TWO FEMALE POKEMON. She said “Why do you only have BOOOOOYS?!” I said “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!”. She cried. I’m Legitimately serious. I switched to my Charizard (male) and she started WAILING. I said “Ok I will switch to Toxicroak (female)”. Wait why am I talking about Pokemon the end.
Your leg is broken:
In his(but not her)story class, we talked about dying. Yeeeaaah dying. tHE teach somehow transitioned from THE BOSTON TEA PARTY to WAYS PEOPLE DIED FROM DEATH SENTENCES. I dont get it his but not her story class makes no sence the end.
Turch:
We are on the bus and I am writing this. It is difficult to write onabus. James was using the Legos at his schoo when the Thech-er came andf said “Ok time to put the Legos away” and James said “no” and the Thech-er saids “no you have to” and James reponded “no you can’t make me do it I have free will(e) soo look I have a Loi-er” andf then a Loi-er came from space and he held out a pieec of paper that said “Thech-er you are stoipd” the end.
Bug spray in your eye:
Can you fly? No? Oh ok. Well if you can eat a durian then you are awesome becauase durians are the most stupid fruit ever. It is all spikey and stuff and it hurts if you throw it at someone. They will bleed out of their Microsoft Vistas. By the way, Jonathan ate a durian and he said “I am eateing an durian it tastes like” and then he threw up the end.
Price per shirt:
Andrew is sitting in the chair. No stop it doing the hitting me chair. Certain command. We were in math again and Andrew is not being a. Why is it. Can we not being a cate of s. So when Andrew kicked my chair, Just-tin said he got a critical hit, and I said no. But he insisted that he did and I wanted to not be there anymore becauise tghat is stupid. Why? Because this is math class and I say what goes. OK? OKS’TA? 知りません The end.
BOLDFACE:
I’m done right now, dude.
No I lied I am not done. Bagels have feet, did you know that? No? Oh. We'll they do so now you know one ownwnwkaoL.
Oh sorry I went on LSD there I wouldn't do that oh wait miss our-sham-bow said we can't use contractions so. The peeza is agresive. Socni the HedegHoge pingas. Snu ping ahs use you wool icy? No tHE END.
Bended:
John noticed that if you take a cat and throw it, it will die. Wow I did not know what I need to record this new diss cover ee. Holy shazsiqsaw. John also noticed that giant boars can teleport. I don't mean "Giant-as-in-slightly-larger-than-a-regular-boar" giant. I mean "Giant-as-in-huge-as-a-bus" giant. They can teleport by sticking their heads down and then they appear in your face. If you are 25metres away from one and you shoot it with a bow, it will do that and it is scary. So don't do it. If you see a giant boar do not go near it as it is aggressive and it has a red name so that makes it aggressive The end.
Left is Not OK:
Noc noc. Who's there? Door. Door who? Door you have to get an apple. Oh. Well yesterday I got a cat and it died and I said : Dude are yu ,ididiasd me? Then a football flew through my window and the guy outside said “ hellowma=y name is Zsae and I have a cane to walk with asda asef”
Oh.
Well I did not go outside beacue I was playing Zenonia3 and threre were doge-people and they wanted marshmellows from mushrooms called Mush Mushes. Wht te=h heck? oh ok the end.
Vular:
I was playing “Giant-Ball-of-Fire-in-Space Feet” (Star Legends) and I killed the Vular. The Vular are stupid I hate them. Kill all of them. And then there are stupid people who protect the Vular and they are stupid so I shot them all with my Hand Blasters and they died and then they killed me BECUASE MY ARMOUR IS TOO LOW BECAUSE IM THE STUPID HEALER AND THEY ALWAYS DIE FIRST. By the way the end.
School:
Go back to school. School-school-scoscosocsocsocos-Scho-Scho-Scho-Scho.
Jackie went home and he died becuase his name is jackie and jackie is a girl name. A girl name. Tyou have to kill them awhy an I talking about Pokemon? Jackie is agirl name asda a45 2qw34t adfasdfa apple. Up Up down down up up up up up where is it? Stabbing your leg the end.
Bagel Fish-Car-Foot Part 5 Not Really:
When The Guy went back to his home, he saw that his dog was dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said “Oh no my cat and my cat and my cat but I don’t have a cat so I ahey killed my cat beucae. Cats are annoying so you have to killl them. Mew and Mewtwo are cats so m am.” Zsa Zga Banana. Then The Other Guy came and said “aaliyah”
Ba43skilisk and then The Guy said “I need more rupees I need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupeesI need more rupees.”
And then They all died the end. Crayon .
This is the End:
So this is the last day of noty really but is or what Nick said is called the last day of school academically. I do not want to not keep the gopings of this school, but Nick is watching bme type and he is going to die when He sees this sentence so deh. Oh and salso is the 13 of Friday and Justin had a ouija board and they summond demons. That is not good. When I eat candy, I have legs. 42 is a number one more than 41. 42 + 1 is 7034. Jonathan is using a computer and it is blue. My cat is dead. Oh but I think I already said that so. Ok it are time to stop tryping now bercas it is about 30 minutes before the end of the day and the. Dinner Dinner Dinnner Bagel Apple Mother of a Cat. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Josh. is a noob the end.
tacotaco b ekllllllllll
I lied:
Helllo it is likle 345 years a+++++++++++++++++++++fter the ladt one. So+ if +Matt+ keeps+ hiot+tong +the+ g+od dang+ p+ul+ss +keyu+ i +swe+ra+ to+ got+ mat+t st+op+ i +will+ d++ea+++r++ di+nner is +not a +n op+tion+ what+ is +3 +3+ is i+t not+ 45345234+52345234523+ i did+ MCAS+ and+ i t +sucker+s wa+ter.+he end
Oh well then:
I do not like being in programming. But at the same time I do. but
if well not is cxandy what? cheese. Josh is fighing a Dragonite pokemon and he just got it killt. oh no it is an Espeon oh not it kilt. and he kilt a Flygon. We are supposedf to doing presentatoions and not it is time to stop the end.
5:
G o D is not real.
>> Gets executed
Oh no The church executed me so now i cant type anymore but oh wait that is whatr i am doing now so in your face. aAaAaAcCcCcCcCCCCCCCCCCCCCC. So it seems that I witnessed josh +get Issac kilt with a black sword thing and I-ssac game and read this and he doesnt udnderstand and Josh if you maike another inapropriate joke I will take a duck and throw it at your face and it will be a critical hit and it will do x1.5 damage the end.
Lets make another cat joke:
What do you call a cat falling off a 4 story building?
a cat-astrophie
...
...
...
...
Im done the end.