"The Guy started to clmnb the bookshelf that was 8 years tall and 5 minutes wide."
Legend of
This is the Fourth Story of Book One, full of more incorrect grammar and sentence fragments. I thought this was gonna be the last book, but apparently not...
In this one, the sky is falling onto the planet or something, so the Guy and The Other Guy have to find some book that tells them how to rid of this.
FUN FACTS:
This book has two versions. This is one. The other was translated into Japanese and back into English.
In this one, the sky is falling onto the planet or something, so the Guy and The Other Guy have to find some book that tells them how to rid of this.
FUN FACTS:
This book has two versions. This is one. The other was translated into Japanese and back into English.
Legend of
Bagel Fish-Car-Foot 4
NOTES FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY: Read part 3 and 2 and 1... But not in that order...DUH WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?
Chapter 1: "The"
Ok so last time on this stupid "book" series that shouldn't exist, the guys (The Guy, The Other Guy and Some Guy) died because the God Garreth KILLED THEM WITH A WEAPON FROM SKYRIM BUT I DON'T PLAY SKYRIM SO I SHOULDN'T KNOW THAT BUT I DO. You thought that was the end didn't you? WELL NO YOU THOUGHT WRONG YOU NOOB!
After The God killed the guys, 2 weeks later...er, they woke down...woke up. "Whoa what hay-pened" asked The Guy.
"I don't know but I thinked we got killed by The God Garreth" said The Other Guy. They looked at Some Guy. He was still down which is misleading because I said that "they woke up" which would mean that they all woke up... But no that was a lie... I lied... Yeah I lied so yeah eat. "Is he still-farm dead" asked The Guy.
"Yes" said Some Guy even though he is dead.
"WELL I GUESS THAT SOLVES EVERYTHING" yelled The Other Guy at top of lung. He yelled so loud the sky fell... Yeah the sky fell... It did critical damage to Some Guy who is already dead so what the heck. (Wow only one chapter... ONE CHAPTER and I'm already making RPG jokes...sad.) The guys looked up to sea that they could c space. Like they haven't gone to space 3 times already, but this time they aren't going to space this time...FORESHADOWING!!!!1!!one!!11!
This was a problem because the other people who aren't named "Guy" can't breathe in space (other than the other people who were in the other book who were at Sarlacc Pit Island... Wow I am really contradicting myself in this one.) so... yeah all the people WHO HAVEN'T STARVED TO DEATH IN THE WHATEVER TIME PERIOD THESE LAST 3 BOOKS HAVE TAKEN UP will die... THT IZNT GOOD!
Chapter 2: "This Is A Title For A Chapter"
Ok so IF YOU ARE HAVE BAD MEMORY, last time.
Yeah that... above this.
"How are we gonna get space out of here? We don't want space here. It will kill everyone WHO HASN'T DIED FROM FROM STARVATION BECUASE THE WHOLE "PLOT" OF THESE BOOKS WAS FOR US TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE LOSS OF FOOD BUT WE HAVENT DONE THAT YET SO WHAT THE-" said The Other Guy.
"Uh.... No?" said The Guy...because.
"Let's go to the city that is to the left of where we are standing..of." said The Other Guy. So they both walked to te the therebmalaqpqp the city WHICH STILL HAS PEOPLE IN IT WHO SHOULD HAVE DIED FROM (reason stated above)!! They found a guy in the city named Yaxbea, pronounced clay. Yaxbea told the guys that they were all dying because of this thing that is happening. There is no At-mo-sphere, so they are all dying. "OH SHOOT GOD DANG IT ALL TO BAGELAND" yelled The Guy.
"What are you yelling fore?" asked The Other Guy.
The Guy pointed up and they could see that there was a thing in the air. That thing came down and then it said "YOU HAVE 5 SECKNDS TO GET OVER HERE AND TURN THIS THING OFF SO THAT YOU DON'T DIE! IT STARTS IN 2...1... OH WAIT THAT WASN'T 5 SECONDS SO IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS!"
The thing that came from space that could talk and was a machine thing that had a cat on it threw a book at The Guy. The thing that came from space that... stuff then flew back up into space... where the guys won't be going in this book... Again... 4SHAD'OHING!!1!ONE!!1-:37n!1!
Chapter 3: "Lookit"
The Guy picked up the book and he read it. It said "pkwxsi dusjs aiwns dnsi aoq cxka yawe ggaw losxz" which in
English means "This Is A Book".
"Look it's a book" said The Other Guy.
"NO WAY REALLY??????????????????????!" yelled The Guy so loud, that all the cats ate their food of.
The Other Guy said "dude you nead to stop yelling so loud because that is how the sky fell gods dang it."
"No"
And the game died.
See this is why you don't deny people because this crap happens... Yeah see lookit...LOOKIT IT!
"Ok so what does this book say init?" said The Other Guy.
"It saids 'Look to your left'".
They all looked to your...YOUR left...
They say this thing:
(Put picture here)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AHHH...AHHH.............................ahh....ah!" everyone yelled.
The thing said "You die" and it shot fire wave beam of hoop-y-ness...that hurts....
It hurt The Guy.
"Ow what the. Why did you dew that?" asked The Guy.
"You are an toaster and toasters are." the thing said.
"Oh... Oh ok well can we have an" said The Other Guy.
"No because LAN cables are you don't wear hats in school because my hair is oh wait I have no hair so go to Ohio to get some potatoes oh wait that's a different state."
"................................................Moat" said The Other Guy.
"That had NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE ASKED YOU DUDE WHAT ARE YOUR PROBLEM?" said The Guy.
"Oh I'm sorry I am not a being of Subway I went there once I got a candy apple from Six Flags it's funny because there are 6 flags, six is in the name, and the flags are 6 colours so that means Six Flags is inhabited by Satan because 666 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAALOLOLOOOOOLOLOLOLHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH and cats are animals."
".....................kill him please" The Guy said.
And then the thing blew up.
Dude why did you do that it was funny to have in there for us to see and then reading it was the being of fun stuff and cats and digs and snakes and.
Oh.
Dude this chapter's gone to crap by now why am I still continuing it?
Chapter 4: "Some Stuff"
Selena Gomez is stupid.
Yesterday, The Guy and The Other Guy ran into a thing that looked like (refer to the picture of the thing).
It made them mad and they summoned a killing spell and it died. They are noobs. Why did they do that. DAAAAAALE!!??
Ok so later in the book that The Guy got, it said to go to The Library... Why would a book tell you to go to the library? That is stupid.
So the guys went to the library to find another book... Really? And they found a book.
"Ok we have to find a book" said The Guy.
WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING DRY, YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WEARING PAMPERS...SPONSOR!
Dang it Tobuscus, water you doing here?
"Oh well you know I was playing HAPPY WHEELS when I died and then I got mad and ran from my computer and then I got here... HOW DID I GET HERE?!"
Ok let's get him out of here...
"Ok you know what lemme see what this other part of the book says THAT WE DIDN'T READ" said The Guy.
The other part said "Awed creto essft owsf gjes fhdinaid cddr dush sua cjxke ca frei cbs apsfr hsi candy sjdi siw ceggs catshwa feo pwdx idied djsao."
In english that translates to "move north".
They moved norths and they were faced with a giant bookshelf.
"Oh we have to gettxja the book it is up there and we have to te it and stuff yeah ok let's get I now."
Said The Guy.
The Guy started to clmnb the bookshelf that was 8 years tall and 5 minutes wide.
And The Other Guy watched.
8 minutes later, The Other Guy lookedoekd down and said , "oh hey loook LOOOK LOOK AT THIS LOOOOÔOOOK AT THIS DUDE COME DOWN AND LOOK AND YOU CAN BE A CAT BAGEL WITH A FACE AND SOME."
The Guy jumped from 4 years up on the bookshelf.
He suffered from 724 fall damage, which leaves him with 36 HP LEFT OH NO GOD DANG IT NOOOOOO HE'S GONNA DIE IF SOMEONE HITS HIM AGAIN OH MY GOD NO ONE HIT HIM PLS IM NOW GOING TO BE A GIRL ON THE INTERNETT OKKKKKK?? :) I DON'TT WANTT YOUUUU TOU GETTT HIT ONEEE MORE TIMEEEEE OMGGGGGGGG TTYL GTG LOL OH. MY. GOSH LIKE TOTALLY.
Ok I think that went on for too long and I will never do that again.
"Ok dude look after you took 4 YEARS to climb that I foundered seeds this book here" said The Other Guy
It was the book they had have had been lookeding for...
I AM DOING THE DARNING TO YOU THE OTHER GUY WHY YOU HAVE NOT BEEN DOING THE DID OF TELLEDING THAT TO THE MANY COWBO AND COWGIR AND FURTHERMORE I
Chapter 5: "Can we go to"
The Other guy held up the book that he had find. The book was titled "Legend of". Yeah... Just...just that.
Xchlnzl levelled up to LVL2! No.
Stop EATING THE FLOWERS YOU DOGGONED FATE LAME LIMPED SENEX!
They opened the book cook.
It had words in it... That's all I'm gonna say about it
"Oh ok so it says 'To make the sky not be falled, you have to go to space.'"
What? DUDE I SAID THEY WERENT GOING INTO SAPCE DUDE WHAT THE?
"HAHAH I tricked you it diesent say we have to go to space, it says we have to go to an underground tunnel of death that we will die in and then everyone will e happy and not sad inside a wall."
Oh
Oh ok so yeah that.
"How do we got to the underground tunnel?" asked The Guy.
"(lowercase 'i')t says 'To get to the underground cave/tunnel/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, go 639 miles North of town and then hang a left-right because you don't want to go in One Direction because that is bad'."
"Oh ok so that is very easy (not really)" said The Guy very blandly and.
Don't wear purple tomorrow.
"We should(er) bring the book withe us" said The Other Guy.
Yeah you should do that because I know what happens in the book oh ships (uppercase 'I') spoiled it...no I didn't.
So they went the opposite of 'Inside' of the lie berry and they diecided not to walk all 639 miles North. So they looked for a car to rent. They went to their local Toyhonmazchevchristlincnisan dealer. They buyed a car that have 4229 MPG, and the car holds 400 gallons... So this car can go 1,691,600 miles... HOLY........T-W-D-CANDYCORN. Eat pie.
Chapter 6(sixVI): "I Just Made That 666 Joke Again, Did You See That?"
Alright so the guys got their new car and then they drove to the North and NOW WE GET TO DO THIS AGAIN!!!!
Mile 143, 496 to go:
The guys were in the middle of the des-hurt. They were driving Fastly...because fastly is a proper noun...yeah.
For some reason, the sun came down and STARTED ATTACKIG THE CAR FOR NO REASON WAHT THE L?!!
The sun had a face that looked like this:
(It's the sun from Mario 3)
"Y U do dis" asked The Guy.
The sun said "Ahkwishs"
No
What the heck in a face-leg-boat moat bagels.
On the clock on the in the car, it was 85:34. The sun was supposed to be going down.
"IHENSSINWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$" said the Sun.
"Look the sun is going down now so it can't stack us any ore for no reason like the sun likes to do for noreason I don't know.........@" said The Guy.
The sun died..GOOD I HATE THE SUN THAT THING IS STUPID.
Mile 263, 203 to go:
For some reason the car was still being go even after the car got killed in the face with sun fire balls of.
Then all of a sudden Dolan came and wanted to give everyone some Uncle Ben's Rice which tastes bad. I tried it yesterday and I spit it out.
"Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis,
Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis,
Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis, Y U do dis," said The Other Guy with.
"Spodermin dos nt wnt ane riec, soh I gv it to U" Dolan said.
"Dolan get offa our car and stop speaking in defhs!" The Guy said.
"no" Dolan said.
Oh crape. OH NO YOU ARE DEFYING PEOPLE THAT IS ILLEGAL AND.
*Pop*
Oh there look Dolan whent away for the long time.
"Good I don't like Dolan, but not as bad as the Sun" said The Guy.
What?
Mile 638, 1 to go:
Oh so something stupid happened...
The car died... Yeah the stupid sun came again and killed
It...what's it...the car..BE MORE SPECIFIC THIS IS SCIENCE CLASS ,GOD!
So then the guys had to walk for a long time (1minute) and they never got to the place where they have going. To.
No I lied yes they did that was a lie stop lying you will go to the underworld if you keep lying.
Mile 639, 0 to go:
Oh look at it look it is the underground cave that is in the middle of the desert which is weird because Canada.
Canada doesn't exist!
Ok so the guy got out of the dang car and they whent (I spelled that wrong again) into the cave of the underground-ness. It was dark. NO WAY REALLY?
Chapter 7: "Stupid Cave Of Stupid...Is Stupid"
Page 3 section 428 subsection 62635362627282828 states that "People with the name guy shouldnt go into dark caves".
That is Bull-Honky, THEY JUST WENT INTO A CAVE NOW LOOK!
Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok..............ok now look, knives...are sharp...don't play with them...DONT PLAY WITH THEM OK DON'T DO THAT YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF!
Ok now the guys went deep into the cave (3429FT deep).
It was a far long down cave and It had needed stuff in it that is needed for.
After another 4 minutes that didn't actually happen, they found a big pool of lava that was therre. “There” has two 'r's now. It was red and orange and Damascus. They have lava in Damascus... I think. The Guy put some lava in his mouth and he said "This tastes like cherry". Don't get don't put lava in your mouth because you will die and stuff... HAHAHA NO YOU WON'T DIE! WHO BELIEVES THAT?!!??????!!!!geh. So but now you the don't eat the rest of the lava because it will melt your pancreas. You don't want that do you? Yes? Oh ok then go ahead and eat all the lava then.
Lava disappeared and it was. Ow toedi.
It was now all gone and then my pancrea meltsed. I have a cat and it is deD. It got ran over by a car and it flew 5FT from the impact point of where it has been hit frome. True story.
Ok no but real-e...
The guys walked by through where the lava was but isn't anymore. It was a pit. They fell......................... Aw crapé!
Oh wait no oh no wait look see now they are flying up out of the hole now and they is no. being the actions of stuck and fell and sad and crates.
After the guys got up on the ledge of the hole towards the deeper end cat, they un-gained the power to fly and they will never fly again (sadface) :( .
But they can still use magic and stuff so yeah that is good and-ed whit five candied fish tanks.
So-oh-oh-oh-oh-9h the guys walked about 4 seconds down the cave part thing when sud-end-lee, nothing happens they...thy just countinued down and and and and and ba DNA DNA nd and and an d and an DNA DNA nd and ba DNA sk and sna DNA dn and stuff like that.
643 miles into the cave/cavern/tunnel/Washington DC/thing, oh ship my niece knocked my iPod out my hand and luckily it landed on my couch and it did not break thank good Ness.
"Ok where do we goat now because there is fork road in the" said The Other Guy.
"Ok so the Book sais that we go have right to but running have to we do" said The Other Guy... Oh wait no I'm sorry I mean The Guy.
Cusp cusp cusp cusp.
That's fun to say say it now.
"Wait ok so we go right but there are an door there and we can not get bye it spelled wrong" said The Guy.
There was a big door in the way and it had bagels on in. Axolotl. The door said it on:
" d23ath /f b$/838; s/)/top r$:eading t!/$his b&-928ook p)/))/lease"
"Oh that says 'Open this door by killing Justin Bieber" said The Guy.
Oh ok.
So they came to Earth and killed Justin and then TE door opened.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay what the forest trees?
Chapter 8: "I can't think of a name you will have to think of one yourself I'm too lay-z"
After the guise made the door to up and, they when-t through it. They saw a giant red thing that had a face that looked like a.
"Look it's a" said The Guy.
"Yeah see that is going to kill useuslqishahshsAlabama if we touch it" said The Ohter Guie.
A leaf touched the and it blew up Alabama.
Oh... Oh crapé I killed Alabama now I will get eated by the microwave of lamp. Eucalyptus tree.
No ok but after killing Alabama the leaf touched a dead child and he died. Good we don't need more dead children running around being dead and doing nothing but being dead. Dont kick a football it will break your foot why is it called. A football if it kills your, foot.?
Wait
Ok
Wait...
Did 34dh a fri we APPLES HUICES AKSI?
Ok so everyone just eat a cat no wait dot eat cats they tase bad they daes like duxo.
The Guy went up to ANOTHER STATUE NEXT TO THE ONE THAT KILLS ALABAMA THAT LOOK LIKE THE OTHER ONE. Angazhakl
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Ok so The Guy went to the other statue and he touched it and there was A BOT RUMBELING SOUND OF DEATH DYING OH NO WHAT THE E?
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That is a sword.
After the big RUMBELING of death, GUYGAS CAME AND KILLED EVERYTHING BUT KNOT THE GUYs!!!! WHAT?!.
And then it was BOSS BATTLE OG NOW!
And then Giygas said "OHHH I AM BACK HERE TO KILLED EVERYONE NOW SO I CAN BE BETTER THAN YOU ALL LIKE A STUPID YOUTUBE NOOB WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO KILL HIM IN THE FACE BACUSE THAT IS BULL-CAT STOP SAYIN STUFF YOU NOOB I WILL EAT YOUR LEAGS OFFAND THEN..."
And The Guy yelled "Guy-gas stop saying words of being the threats BECUASE this is school and school will suspendyou".
Oh I forgot about that I have to stop doing that.
but then Wode came and said " Let's do a running and stunning on the land of grass and"
And then I tried to type with an Silly Putty(trademark) (r in a circle) cjcycllllllllL
The Guy came up-ted to Giygas and he said "No Giygas stop trying to kill us you aren't allowed to do that you will got being put into jayel."
"No" Guygas said but I spelled his name wrong so what the frisk.
The Other Guy used Dark Void on Giygas and it had no effect because just because.
Then The Guy used Ankle Slash on Giygas, but he has no ankles to slash so it did no thing.
Giygas used PSI THUNDER OMEGA on The Guy and he went numb and he counlent move for this teas.
Table.
Then all of a siden, NESS came again and he used PSI KILL EVERYONE IN THE FACE FOR NO REASON and it killed Giygas but not really BECUASE he has 6271926 HP AND that is a large number for a cheeseburger and I have no face. Detached faces.
Faces.
Bagels.
Then Giygas said "ł"
What the heck is that, jhonson.
Dude I want some LSD no to ad. You can't have an knee LED that is bad for you. Ok.
No.
Then a meteor came and hit Ness In the face and it killed him.
NO YIU KILLED NESS, SPACE I HATE YOU NOW!
SPAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!
The Guy went in the air and punched space in the face.
The world blew up.
NO it didn't I li
ed.
Giygas said "YAY I KILLED NESS HE IS DEAD NOW NO MORE EARTHBOUD MOTHER3!!!!!11!1!11!1!1!!1@,$;7:&/9-!!!"
Green is a colour.
It has cows in it. Please eat it now do you can.
Coffee.
Chapter 9: " "
A rocket ship hit Giygas in the face and he said "OH WHAT THE ."
And then he took a fish out of the wall and he threw it at an cat.
There was a cat there.
The cat said "WHY YOU DIDING THAT YOU FETUS EATER!!!"
Giygas said "No"
The cat jumped up on Giygas and then Giygas turned into an axolotl.
He died.
YAAAAAY GIYGAS IS DEAD A GAIN FOR THE LIKE 5TH TIME BUT THERE IS STILL SPACE ON THE GROUND AND I THINNK EVERYONE IS DEAD NOW YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WHEEHEHEHWHEGWHJWLQPAOQUSKSK.
When Giygas died the cat said "I am a cat and I have rabies" and then the cat bit himself and gave him Super Omega Hyper Zeta PETA Ultra Toilet Rabies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He blew up.
And then the cat turned into a fox and the fox said "I am a fox and I am stupid because foxes" and then the said after that "Can I have a cake I need a cakes so that I can eat it an then I can not be a being of a tree eat cat bagel of not bagel face leg cheese bagel in a football with faces on it. I need a cake. Dora the Explor-er is tupid she is dead now though so we need to recoover d isotoep and also you shouldn't drink beer it makes you stupid and cats are stupid too but I am a cat so what the cat bagels aw crape I am now die".
He blew up again so that is good becuase cats suck cow udders.
The Guy said "No that cat/fox thing was stupid can it never be here again so that trees can become cicadas??"
No.
Then a cicada came and said "Ēçżßÿįœńc£§¿¥€‰~ユタさたらアバタ山はマヤ他日田は逢様らまな、ゎ、拉致は他はさあは綾浅間はタラ朝チアhereは他さたら田畑ら田畑ら田畑や旅に生え朝たら田畑は他さ田畑さあは新た下手したら田畑さ田畑ψ(`∇´)ψles油ぬはたp)ym"
"What the heck was that dude he just killed this game." said The Guy.
What is a gill?
Then a leever came up frome the ground and it had a button on it which is stupid. The lever hav.
The Guy pulled the lever and then it. Died.
An voice came from the sky and it said "Yiu pulled the lever and
Now the
World is no t goiaae gtos to die now BECUASE should panes slaw so. S ci. A ANSI dnsi disks dusjs sjdi wield ks disk dish ks DVDs jfkd has chai fuse kick adu CBS pad HW Dow addy dusjs dusjs apsis dusjs Wisbech stayed dush alsudh Sheila Alan's snake Christ wishes Heidi's Alan dusjs is Alan's whabwha dishes what's dnsi apsis cbsiwp, and then Dictionary dot com randomly dicided that we use 'because' wrong."
Then the world got the space of eatingness out of it self and now the sky was back to being the sky again because it it stupid.
The Guy ate some papr. He said it tasted like cars and tape.
For 5 seconds, the sky turned 7 different colours but the.n it cow. The sky then turned into a fence, and the fence rotted into a fish tank. The fish tank then fell on a lion and the. Lion died. That happened last knigh when I was eating feral that tasted like pee. Don't et ceral.
Chapter 10: "Football is a Sport"
Ok showlag that last part didn't haypn, so.
The Guy looked up at the skye and he see that the skyw was not stipzid looking anytmeow.
"Yay look at the sky it is not dead now we have better breathing bagel now ea" said TE Ohter Guy.
And then more meteors came and one hit T guy in the face and he said "Ow pace space yu are still stupid you keep DOIG that to me it hurst".
Then space said "I will maek the skey be all daed agnai if you kepe saying stfugf liek taht"
And The GUy said "Ok finee".
The guys had to gate out of tha caave now so they can gete to home land of.
I need shoes.
Shoes gimme you're shoes so I can eat your face off with a frying pan that cooks lampshades.
No.
Fine.
Ok now go home.
Beifre the guys could gete out of the scacaauaja
qoa)c,c,xx.z.d:.(/(->)181891&hgsjqon cave, they had to go through a wall that had an orange on it. It said on the door "Don't eat the orange".
The Guy looked up and he took the orange and started to out ite in his mouht.
"No don't do that. It says not to do that. So don't do that." said The Other Guy.
"No too bad I'm gonnaing to."
He eight the orange and then the wall said "WHAT THE LEFT? I SAYED KNOTE TO DUE THAT AND YU DID IT YOU ARE A NOOB STOP PLAYING ROBLOX THAT GAME IS STUPID AND IT MAKES YOU RAGE QUIT AND IT MAKES YOU MAD LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!"
Then the wall fell off of a beach.
The guys got out the cave withe and "E" at the end and they had no car because the god dnag sun and it's stupid face with a dog on it's tree of eating.
Oh wait The Other Guy realised that he has a Teleport power of good not being off the habit to be a walking man personf..:).
"God dang it all the the catland! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!!"
said The (<- |_| \-:/- .
Then The Other Guy said "Teleport us to The Town That We Live In That Has No Actual Name".
-poof-
Chapter 11: "The Basilisk...what?"
When the guys eletorpoted home, they see-s that GIYGAS WAS A-TAC-KING!! HOLY BISCUIT!
The Guy took out a shotgun and shot it at Giygas and it did ALL the damage to him. Not a few. Not some... ALL OF IT! ALLL!! ALLL OF IT!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh no I am died because you did all of the damage to me." Giygas said.
"Good" said The Guy. Giygas sunk into the ground and then he was gone and now he can't kill anyone any more. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!
Everyone was no being ok and being not dead which is good because they still don't have food. Oh pills. We forgot all the food. THERE IS STILL NOT MORE FOOD LEFT OH MY GODDESSES!!!!!
WHY ARE MY LEGS BROKENS I HAVEV JOT A SI DIDA SEJW SELLING FLOWERS ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!????????666!?!????$)/)/!
Chapter 12: "a"
I want the book to end on chapter 14.
Chapter 13: "This is not the last chapter"
Ok so the guys had to get some food for ll the rest of TE world because they still isn't having any. So where did they need to have to to got the getting food frome?
"Oh I knoe, we can go to Earth to gete thehe food!!!!!!!!!" yelled The Guy and
"Ok I cen trletport us there to beig." said The Other Guy.
So they teleported to Earth and they fell in the water and that is not goode because they can't swime, oh-no.
Luckily there was not a lot of water it was only ankle-deep.
"oh"
Jacob died yesterday.
The guys walked further into towards land and saw people. The Guy asked someone "What is this place area here".
The man said "This is Japan, which isn't like America. America is stupid and they like to do stupid stuff."
"Oh ok" said The Other Guy.
So the guys walked farther more towards the land when try found a food-eating shoppe with two "P"s and an "E". Thyroid.
In the shoppe with two "P"s and an "E", The Guy asked the shoppe owner "What is in this shoppe?"
The shoppe owner sayed "We have all kinds of food that tasets good and it is good it is really good try some of it and you will be like 'Holy Petre Pan' and you will xplodere"
"Ok how aboutre 'No'" The Guy said.
"NO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW I WILL KILL YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BOOK AND THEN YOU WILL BE FACEBOOK AND THEN TAHT WILL BE ILLEGAL BECAUSE YOU WILL BE ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS SCHOOL AND THAT IS NOOT A GOOD THINRE FOR TO BEING ON THE." the shoppe keeper said.
"Ok fine" said The Guy.
The Guy put the food in his mouth and he didn't xplodere. "It tdesddst good." he said.
"Ok do you want to buy somere?" the shoppe keppre saidere.
"No we want it all, all the food in the shoppe that you has."
"Oh ok that will be $1"
The Guy threw a rock at him because a rock is $1.
"Ok thank you" the shoppe kepre said.
Willing trees.
After the guys got all the food.
"Ok let's trlepleotr out of ere." said The Guy
They teleported out and ty got back home and no one was attacking the city. Good.
The guys took all the foo and they gaved it to the guy who ran the Building of Food Buying.
"Oh thanks to yiu are giving me the food because we aren't having any or wHhHWHWGQPQ!!!!!!" he said
Now The world has now food in it now so now all TE problem of the world is solve.!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NOW LET'S EATERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hayaih$819/&$8(/$-9^やたはたはあにさまそまやたさ
。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。!!!
Chapter 14:"End notes:"
Hello , now , you 've read the book series throughout the entire ! Yay ! It does not exist any more in the series that does not require a reservation so 5 OK ? Good . You get the face you go to put this book right now just this . Cat you will need a we . Get a cheese burger free go to Taco Bell now ! None but OK, I goodbye ... well you will have to end soon Oh now! !